Affray

Sleep is just fine.
It is what you accomplish during your waking hours that counts.

Hobbit Hole is about the dirtiest name for a food item I have ever heard.

I have never been to Denny's because Canada.

Well if you identify yourself as that race, who are they to argue.
I usually put Legume.

That sounds intimidating, but we all know Canada's Army is like 4 guys in a Jeep Cherokee.

Hey, they are the bravest of us and that Cherokee is like a rock.

You know, you, you can just call me Mike.

Not that bad, but yeah, for Texas that's really cold. Haha, if it was 34* in MN people would be out in shorts and t-shirts because its not that cold for us.

Same here.
Canadians are equipped with a cold tolerance that is only rivaled be people from Finland and the like.
We do not take shit from mother nature.
Me and several friends once had a man-off where we went outside on the coldest day in the last forty years for all of Canada wearing nothing but boxers. We all eventually got bored because apparently our bodies gave zero shits about the -40 degree celsius temperature and ended up going inside to watch movies and play video games.

Ain't no party like a Canuck party.

I think the same guy did this one, which I absolutely love.

i have about 30 friends requests sitting in my inbox on fb. have for quite a while. each time i get a new one i look through to see if any of them are people i would care to talk to. after realizing they are not i just leave it be

Facebook goes against the normal human nature of socializing.
If you find yourself at a soiree of sorts, sure, frolic and make friends.
Friends that you probably won't care about in the morning because they are just people in the crowd.
In real life most people have like three friends that they see on a fairly regular basis, and three other people that they don't mind being in the same room as for extended periods of time. Everyone else is either a moron of too far away to hang out with.
This is science.
I get facebook friend requests from people I do not like, and have established this, with them.
I get freind requests from complete strangers.
I get friend requests from people who went to the same school that i did only four years apart.
I once got a friend request from my fiance's friend's boyfriend in Barrie Ontario.
That is someone who I not only don't know, but I don't know the person who knows the person who knows me.
I hate facebook, and I hate how whimsical having friends has become.
Just because you know I exist does not mean I, or anyone else for that matter, has time for your silly ass internet games.

If I was a chick, I am sure that is something I could relate to. She is super sexy. Joker has good taste.

He didn't really choose her.
She sort of just fell in love with him and embraced the insanity of his life.
He actually is quite the asshole toward her, leaving her for dead on multiple occasions.

That was actually quite hilarious

I rather enjoy jokes about women because as long as a guy isn't seriously trying to lock me in a kitchen, it's harmless....and often hilarious.

A man hits a woman with his car, who's fault is it?

Fap-flavoured pizza.

Intriguing...

Aaaaand there goes me ever enjoying pizza again.

And he's sexy...

Here is a fun fact.

Women in general have been shifting thier interests in what they find attractive in men ever since the birth control pill became a thing.
It basically upsets the chemical balance in a womans body to make them prefer nancy boys over manly men.
When a woman's biochemistry is normal (for the most part), they subconsciously desire men who are more along the lines of the manly man. Large, square jaw, aggressive, dominant, fancy moutaches, the works. Thier brains tell them that these types of men will give them the strongest offspring, thus promising the best survival odds for said offspring. Then after a woman gets pregnant thier biochemistry changes drastically and they begin to feel that the man who will raise thier children should be more nurturing and, well, motherly. usually gruff men with strong genetics don't fit that bill, which is a good part of the reason why divorce rates are insanely more likely to be instigated by the woman in a relationship. Thier crazy brains tell them that the genetically superior male is not fit to nurture thier offspring so they fall out of love with that guy. Sooo, the birth control pill has upset what women want by skipping a step. Instead of desiring manly men who will pass on strong genetics, women prefer smaller, more femanine men right off the hop because thier biochemistry is skewed. Regardless of whether or not you specifically take birth control these traits have been passed down to you through the way every other woman has now been rewired. The entire way women choose a mte has been altered by this one little pill. And that, is exactly why anyone finds petite ginger men attractive.