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Affray

Member Since 28 Sep 2012
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In Topic: Happy birthday idk!

01 September 2017 - 01:28 PM

Maybe if I weren't married and all about vagina, but those are two fairly solid obstacles standing in the way of some homoerotic birthday lovin.

In Topic: Happy birthday idk!

01 September 2017 - 08:14 AM

Maple syrup is too sticky and hard to clean up to work well for those sorts of acts, kind of like honey. I know this because reasons.

 

But thanks for the birthday wishes!

You'd be surprised how effectively a tongue can clean up maple syrup. ;)

In Topic: Happy birthday idk!

31 August 2017 - 06:42 PM

Happy Birthday duder.

I second the hotties in maple syrup idea.

In Topic: Texas floods

29 August 2017 - 08:06 AM

And if you decide to stay dangerous be sure to film it.

In Topic: Texas floods

28 August 2017 - 07:18 PM

Holy fuckballs.

Are the water levels staying roughly manageable where you live?

Because I've seen videos of people fishing in their kitchens and shit.