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Affray

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#108320 THE DEPRESSION THREAD

Posted by Affray on 26 August 2017 - 10:31 AM

That's definitely a rough run man.

Without trying to sound like a cliche, things do tend to get better after a huge drop like that.

Your first serious relationship is going to hurt like a bitch when it ends and it's the same for everyone.

It's all you know so it's all you can imagine, but trust me when I say the ache slows down and fades away with time.

Which sounds like bullshit right now, I know.

 

Just do me a favour and keep fighting through all the bullshit you're dealing with right now.

If you don't come out the other side a stronger man you can come on here and call me an asshole.




#108298 Am I Gay?

Posted by Affray on 21 August 2017 - 11:16 AM

I just smoke it for the nicotine, I don't want people to actually know I use one because of the stereotypes surrounding it. 

Then I think you're fine.

It's only the guys who act like it's the coolest thing since popped collars and puka shell necklaces that have to worry about being gay.

You're bi-curious at most.




#108285 The member photo album.

Posted by Affray on 20 August 2017 - 05:24 PM

My profile pic is probably one of the better photos Ive taken of myself.

You kind of look like Adam Savage and Tom Hiddleson did a fusion dance in that picture.




#108261 Why So Serious

Posted by Affray on 15 August 2017 - 07:56 AM

That's the sweetest thing, Affray.

If you aren't going to ogle your spouse for the rest of your life what's the point in even getting married?

She gets her eye candy too, it's a fair trade system.




#108258 Why So Serious

Posted by Affray on 14 August 2017 - 06:37 PM

I get laid on the reg and still catch myself staring at my wife's cleavage.

That shit's some kind of magic man, don't feel bad for getting pulled in.




#108222 Found my new concealed carry

Posted by Affray on 09 August 2017 - 01:20 PM

This is my concealed carry, except I attach it to a bottle of maple syrup.

 

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#108157 How to get Spouse Visitor Visa, Open Work Permit & Immigration Visa in Ca...

Posted by Affray on 04 August 2017 - 11:24 AM

Why aren't mail-order husbands a thing?

The packaging has to be bulkier, so the shipping costs are too high.




#108096 The member photo album.

Posted by Affray on 23 July 2017 - 05:28 PM

I just expected a cartoony smokey the bear with a red mountie hat

Were not all mounties.

Some of us are hockey players.




#108042 Why So Serious

Posted by Affray on 07 July 2017 - 09:08 AM

So begins my week long vacation!

 

I'm going to do SO MUCH.

 

I'll join a club.

 

I'll build a shelter for the homeless.

 

I'll learn guitar.

 

I'll teach myself Japanese.

 

Or I'll fucking do nothing.

 

Yeah, nothing.

If you enjoy your wasted time it isn't really time wasted.




#108036 CNN blackmailed someone over a meme.

Posted by Affray on 06 July 2017 - 09:11 PM

I meant I don't understand why CNN had a hissy fit over something that didn't seem all that bad in any way.

I've seen six year old kids create/distribute more controversial things than that little video.




#108010 Doppelgänger

Posted by Affray on 30 June 2017 - 10:36 AM

Okay, who the fuck told you guys about our super secret syrup ceremonies?




#107984 THE DEPRESSION THREAD

Posted by Affray on 28 June 2017 - 10:42 AM

It is definitely a big pile of horseshit that something like that can happen to anyone really.

However, seeing his fanbase go nuts on the internet and throw support at him while simultaneously grieving.

The sheer quantity of human lives he seems to have affected in a positive way is astounding and surpasses that which most people manage to accomplish.




#107977 Doppelgänger

Posted by Affray on 27 June 2017 - 11:01 PM

Yeah we've been weirdly near each other geographically for the last fifteen years or so without even knowing it.

Small world.

 

 

shit even I've seen that motherfucker walking around Barrie, can confirm he's real.

I need to know who this motherfucker is.

There can be only one.




#107970 Doppelgänger

Posted by Affray on 27 June 2017 - 01:00 PM

I don't really look similar to anyone here.

I do however think I have a doppelganger roaming around Barrie Ontario.

A guy I worked with at Swiss Chalet told me I look identical to his brother, and some random dude in my favourite pizza place once stopped dead in his tracks when he saw me and said "Jesus, do you ever have a clone walking around Barrie."




#107855 I want to shake this guy.

Posted by Affray on 02 June 2017 - 08:16 AM

Willful ignorance is a hell of a drug.