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#107020 Hello! Another new person here!

Posted by Affray on Yesterday, 08:09 AM



Between your avatar and your signature gif I think you are going to do alright here.

#106914 Sitar Metal

Posted by Affray on 15 March 2017 - 08:06 AM

Now we just need a fantastic Bollywood movie that has sitar metal as the entire soundtrack.


Posted by Affray on 12 March 2017 - 08:16 AM

Sucks dude, I'm worried about the same happening to my big orange bastard.

I read somewhere that bigger cats have a higher chance of heir hearts giving out on them and it sucks a bag of dicks.

At least you know you gave your guy a good life, regardless of length.

#106836 Why So Serious

Posted by Affray on 09 March 2017 - 09:10 AM

WTF game is that referencing? I remember seeing that in memes all over the place years ago.

Age of Empires.

Monks converted enemy units and hilarity ensued.

#106818 Gross shit

Posted by Affray on 07 March 2017 - 05:54 PM

'Look at me, Im Affray. Im so perfect and women love me. I grow amazing beards and probably smell like a steak grilling.'


How did you know my wedding vows?

Only idk was there.



I bet Affray has pimples hiding under his beard.

He's hiding the evidence!

I only keep a huge face and maybe some maple cookie crumbs in there.

#106817 Guys

Posted by Affray on 07 March 2017 - 05:52 PM

I shotgun Kevin Bacon.

I'm not a pretty boy, but I'm charming and can probably rock the shit out of a cowboy hat.

#106753 Things are happening with the NF server of awesome games and stuff

Posted by Affray on 01 March 2017 - 05:59 PM

Ok guys. I have 16 cores, 22 gigs of ram, and 2tb of space. What do you want to see on here this go around? 

Blackjack and hookers.


Posted by Affray on 28 February 2017 - 12:17 PM

Just want to say I love you all. 



We less than sign 3 you too buddy.

#106710 Take A Little Trip

Posted by Affray on 23 February 2017 - 09:13 AM

Both of you would love trekking around Canada.

Aside from the generally high humidity, we hit pretty much every point of interest you've got.

Canada has just about every biome there is and we are about as culturally diverse as a country can get outside of some in Africa.

Now get your asses here and help out our economy already.

#106703 The Bitching Thread

Posted by Affray on 22 February 2017 - 12:51 PM

I think we can all agree that rapists, regardless of gender, are low life scum who should be fucking castrated.

Couldn't agree more.

#106671 The Bitching Thread

Posted by Affray on 21 February 2017 - 09:06 AM

Well when one post says men are fucking gross and the next says that sexual assault/rape is a male dominant crime I feel the need to point out that reality is quite the contrary. I didn't take it as a flippant comment.


My bringing up the shitty double standard in response in no way removes weight from the horrible act of male on female assault.

It's just the other side of the bullshit.

#106655 The Bitching Thread

Posted by Affray on 20 February 2017 - 10:14 AM

95 times out of 100, a man being harassed by a woman isn't being worried about date rape though. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, absolutely we know it does. Statistical evidence would show that it is by an large a male crime, however.

I have personally been groped at bars by women and when I make it very clear I have a wife they act like I've done something wrong, this has happened numerous times.

A buddy once had his pants pulled down and his junk grabbed by a girl at a college party and when he pushed her off a bunch of bros ended up dragging him outside and threatening to beat his ass. If that shit happened to a woman it would be on the news and the guy would be in prison. Women get away with horrible criminal shit because they are still seen as weak objects who need protecting, not the animals they can be, just like any man.


The stats are pretty skewed because men tend not to report any harassment or even rape, just like my buddy who was dragged out of the party.

He ended up having to shrug it off because most people thought it was hilarious that the girl did it and who wouldn't want a hot chick to grab their cock right?

When a woman reports a sexual crime she is generally helped, when I man does he tends to either get no help or is mocked for it.

Boys are trained from a very young age that we shouldn't even cry when we get hurt because only pussies cry, and that we should be tough guys who can't be hurt in any way.

In recent years more and more men have been coming forward about their being raped/sexually harassed because people are starting to have a more open view of sex crimes and we are getting less shame for it. Watch those stats for the next decade and a guarantee there will be a noticeable shift in the weight of what gender they come from.


I understand where you are coming from, but it just isn't the way it is.

#106638 The Bitching Thread

Posted by Affray on 19 February 2017 - 09:39 AM

Someone was talking about trump today, specifically the "grab her by the pussy" comment. I get why some people shrug it off, it's nothing but guy locker room talk, girls say stuff too. BUT it really bugged me today because I was brought back to a time where I was physically grabbed at by guy "just playing". I was doing laundry in an apartment laundry room and some guy I went to school with lived there too I guess. I said hi and continued laundry. He was trying to Flirt, but I wasn't interested in him and just smiled and tried to finish so I could go back to my apartment. I told him well I gotta go back to my home. See ya later. He started telling me he was going to take my clothing and i told him not to. This went back and forth for like 10 minutes. He's corner me on the stairs but was always smiling and laughing. I turned around to go up stairs hoping I was calling his bluff. That's when he started grabbing at me. I told him to stop repeatedly. I was a joke. I don't really think people understand that it happens and not rarely. I was assulted but afraid to say anything.. why? He'd get into trouble, I don't want to piss people off, my mom would get worried, friends at school. I went upstairs and called a friend. He made me tell my mom, he also talked to my mom and they decided the police should come just incase is happened again, I could have record. The police came and questioned me about what had happened. They made me walk them to his apartment and confront him. The next day at school I was confront by his girlfriend and their friends. Yelling at me about how I got him into a bunch of trouble and he's already on probation. Back then I was embarrassed and flooded with guilt. Now I see that it was a great desicion and I wish it happened more often to handsy guys. I was scared in that apartment laundry room. But it's a joke, he was only playing around, flirting...

That's pretty greasy, especially since he had a girlfriend.

I could get my head around a guy being completely oblivious to your lack of interest and urge to leave, but a guy going anywhere neat that far when he's already with someone is shady as fuck. I don't think you did anything wrong by getting some authority involved, and his friends/girlfriend are bent if they didn't see the fuckery in what he did.



Because men are fucking gross, and plenty of guys don't take no for an answer.

I have had a fairly large amount of female friends in my life and I guarantee you that lusty women are just as disgusting as any lusty man.

I've actually seen more women ignore the word no than I have men.

Most men have a low level fear of pushing anything because in way too many cases all a woman has to do is cry harassment and everyone within a hundred feet comes running to defend her.

#106628 I've Never

Posted by Affray on 17 February 2017 - 09:27 PM

Any suggestions?

Depends on your preferred flavour.


Here are a few of my favourites:


Blackest Night-Green Lantern

House of M-X-Men

Flashpoint-The Flash



That is a decent set of reading for starters, and should branch you in to quite a lot of other stuff.

#106614 Happy Birthday Affray!

Posted by Affray on 17 February 2017 - 09:25 AM

Thanks you guys, it was an alright day and I'm content with that.

I never get particularly excited over my birthday, and even forget it sometimes.

I'm going out tonight to Fionn MacCool's for dinner tonight with my wife as a late birthday thing.

It's an Irish pub style place and it's some of the best food/atmosphere I've ever experienced.

The bathroom doors say Fer and Mna, which is horrifying if you don't research some Gaelic before you go there.