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#108042 Why So Serious

Posted by Affray on 07 July 2017 - 09:08 AM

So begins my week long vacation!


I'm going to do SO MUCH.


I'll join a club.


I'll build a shelter for the homeless.


I'll learn guitar.


I'll teach myself Japanese.


Or I'll fucking do nothing.


Yeah, nothing.

If you enjoy your wasted time it isn't really time wasted.

#108036 CNN blackmailed someone over a meme.

Posted by Affray on 06 July 2017 - 09:11 PM

I meant I don't understand why CNN had a hissy fit over something that didn't seem all that bad in any way.

I've seen six year old kids create/distribute more controversial things than that little video.

#108010 Doppelgänger

Posted by Affray on 30 June 2017 - 10:36 AM

Okay, who the fuck told you guys about our super secret syrup ceremonies?


Posted by Affray on 28 June 2017 - 10:42 AM

It is definitely a big pile of horseshit that something like that can happen to anyone really.

However, seeing his fanbase go nuts on the internet and throw support at him while simultaneously grieving.

The sheer quantity of human lives he seems to have affected in a positive way is astounding and surpasses that which most people manage to accomplish.

#107977 Doppelgänger

Posted by Affray on 27 June 2017 - 11:01 PM

Yeah we've been weirdly near each other geographically for the last fifteen years or so without even knowing it.

Small world.



shit even I've seen that motherfucker walking around Barrie, can confirm he's real.

I need to know who this motherfucker is.

There can be only one.

#107970 Doppelgänger

Posted by Affray on 27 June 2017 - 01:00 PM

I don't really look similar to anyone here.

I do however think I have a doppelganger roaming around Barrie Ontario.

A guy I worked with at Swiss Chalet told me I look identical to his brother, and some random dude in my favourite pizza place once stopped dead in his tracks when he saw me and said "Jesus, do you ever have a clone walking around Barrie."

#107855 I want to shake this guy.

Posted by Affray on 02 June 2017 - 08:16 AM

Willful ignorance is a hell of a drug.

#107801 My Lazy Town Fic - And Then They Were Gone

Posted by Affray on 25 May 2017 - 03:42 PM

I used to be incredibly passionate about writing. I even have the groundwork for a novel I was planning like six years ago. Perhaps someday I will put my original work out into the world.


#107799 My Lazy Town Fic - And Then They Were Gone

Posted by Affray on 25 May 2017 - 12:40 PM

Of course I'm going to read your stuff, and anyone's stuff that gets posted here.

What's the point in being part of a forum if I don't throw some support around when I can.


When you are finished with your fanfic stuff you should start laying some groundwork for a book of some kind.

I've read popular novels that are much, much harder to read than what you've written here.

Anyone can write, but not everyone can write in a manner that reads smoothly and articulately enough to keep the reader hungry for more.

If you can write like this about Lazy Town I would love to see what you can do with original characters.

#107795 My Lazy Town Fic - And Then They Were Gone

Posted by Affray on 24 May 2017 - 06:15 PM

Not bad dude.

I have never watched the show and I was pulled in enough to keep reading everything you have.

Definitely keep going until you are done.

#107779 I need a cheap hobby

Posted by Affray on 22 May 2017 - 12:29 AM

Get a lock pick kit and a transparent practice lock then teach yourself to pick locks.

Not very expensive and it's a super useful skill to have.

#107744 Eye bleach.

Posted by Affray on 15 May 2017 - 09:50 AM

Wyrm. I like the name but everyone hates it.

Those bitches just don't know their dragon lore.

And let's be honest, you don't have time for people like that in your life.

#107721 Spectrum

Posted by Affray on 11 May 2017 - 04:32 PM

I identify as a meat popsicle.



Pansexual, but explaining it to people is exhausting so I typically just say bi.

The gender of a potential mate doesn't matter so long as their personality gives your brain a boner.

Sound about right?

#107690 Other Forums

Posted by Affray on 08 May 2017 - 12:04 PM

there was another forum I was considering joining, but they're weirdly stiff and professional. So, no, thanks.

Fuck that noise.

The only stiffness I care to have in a forum belongs to other members when I post something righteous.

#107669 Jalapeño Business

Posted by Affray on 04 May 2017 - 06:24 PM

What the hell did I miss since this afternoon?