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#107855 I want to shake this guy.

Posted by Affray on 02 June 2017 - 08:16 AM

Willful ignorance is a hell of a drug.

#107801 My Lazy Town Fic - And Then They Were Gone

Posted by Affray on 25 May 2017 - 03:42 PM

I used to be incredibly passionate about writing. I even have the groundwork for a novel I was planning like six years ago. Perhaps someday I will put my original work out into the world.


#107799 My Lazy Town Fic - And Then They Were Gone

Posted by Affray on 25 May 2017 - 12:40 PM

Of course I'm going to read your stuff, and anyone's stuff that gets posted here.

What's the point in being part of a forum if I don't throw some support around when I can.


When you are finished with your fanfic stuff you should start laying some groundwork for a book of some kind.

I've read popular novels that are much, much harder to read than what you've written here.

Anyone can write, but not everyone can write in a manner that reads smoothly and articulately enough to keep the reader hungry for more.

If you can write like this about Lazy Town I would love to see what you can do with original characters.

#107795 My Lazy Town Fic - And Then They Were Gone

Posted by Affray on 24 May 2017 - 06:15 PM

Not bad dude.

I have never watched the show and I was pulled in enough to keep reading everything you have.

Definitely keep going until you are done.

#107779 I need a cheap hobby

Posted by Affray on 22 May 2017 - 12:29 AM

Get a lock pick kit and a transparent practice lock then teach yourself to pick locks.

Not very expensive and it's a super useful skill to have.

#107744 Eye bleach.

Posted by Affray on 15 May 2017 - 09:50 AM

Wyrm. I like the name but everyone hates it.

Those bitches just don't know their dragon lore.

And let's be honest, you don't have time for people like that in your life.

#107721 Spectrum

Posted by Affray on 11 May 2017 - 04:32 PM

I identify as a meat popsicle.



Pansexual, but explaining it to people is exhausting so I typically just say bi.

The gender of a potential mate doesn't matter so long as their personality gives your brain a boner.

Sound about right?

#107690 Other Forums

Posted by Affray on 08 May 2017 - 12:04 PM

there was another forum I was considering joining, but they're weirdly stiff and professional. So, no, thanks.

Fuck that noise.

The only stiffness I care to have in a forum belongs to other members when I post something righteous.

#107669 Jalapeño Business

Posted by Affray on 04 May 2017 - 06:24 PM

What the hell did I miss since this afternoon?

#107661 Cinco De Mayo

Posted by Affray on 03 May 2017 - 09:38 AM


That should be an every day activity. 

It's a bit tough in Canada.

The cold Northern breeze makes losing an eye a very real possibility when it comes to half nude women wandering about.

#107650 What are you currently reading?

Posted by Affray on 02 May 2017 - 01:45 PM

The discworld stuff is somewhere near next on my list of endeavours.

I'm reading Endsinger right now, which is the third in a trilogy by Jay Kristoff.

It's a feudal Japanese steampunk adventure with airships, telekinesis, and a girl who rides a goddamn griffon.

I highly recommend all three in the series to anyone who likes reading.


After Endsinger I have three or four random books to get through before I dive in to the intensely expansive Discworld.

#107626 Other Forums

Posted by Affray on 30 April 2017 - 10:06 PM

There are some similar, but they seem to be inhabited by a different sort of people than this place.

I am content in this corner of the internet.

#107617 Bill Nye Saves the World

Posted by Affray on 29 April 2017 - 05:03 PM

He pretty much flicks the "I'm better than you" switch as soon as someone says anything even remotely ill informed.

#107584 Worst Movie You've Ever Paid Money to See?

Posted by Affray on 26 April 2017 - 08:10 AM

This one is easy.

Into the Woods. Worst fucking Disney I ever seen. My ex wanted to go.

My wife wanted to watch this and was supremely disappointed.

My favourite part is how they billed Johnny Depp like he was the star in a lot of the posters/ads and he had maybe ten minutes of face time in total.

The whole thing was a pretty clear attempt to cash in on star power and it fell oh so very short.

#107574 Worst Movie You've Ever Paid Money to See?

Posted by Affray on 25 April 2017 - 08:29 PM

I have a lot to offer, even if the guy is blind!

I guess he would be fine if he reads braille, ifyaknowaddamean.