I used to play Runescape . . . I do sort of want to start again, but the site keeps getting fancier while I stay the same old, apparently boring Tommy.
Also . . .
This seems appropriate at the moment . . .
On a scale of one to ten, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?
Nine and three quarters.
I almost died when I heard this . . .
But I was revived so I could explain it to ten people.
. . . Ah, the power of going off-topic.