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Posted 10 September 2013 - 10:37 AM

Very true; and I hope you do keep going.
Hell, my grandpa died at 94, and as I understand it, up until 6months before he died he was going strong.
Without Viagra.
My big issue is trust. I cannot seem to find a guy I feel I can trust.
I get offers, but like the last one (really cute, but half my age) I cannot do that.
And that's another hang-up for me, I know.
I guess I'm just waiting for Mr Right, cause I've been thru too many Mr RightNows, and I'm tired of those.

Hot damn your gramps was my hero.

Also, I'm so sorrie you know that about him.

And I personally can't wait till I hit cougar age.

I'm hoping to get passed around a frat house more than a few times.

 

Sex without love is a hollow experience.

But as far as hollow experiences go, it is still pretty good.

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Yeah, I'm separating sex from emotion when I say that a girl just likes to get railed so hard she walks sideways for a week some times.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 10:43 AM

If it's hollow, you're doing it wrong. Sex with a stranger just means you don't have to make them breakfast the next day. B)

 

This, from the guy with almost ZERO exeprience.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 05:17 PM

If it's hollow, you're doing it wrong. Sex with a stranger just means you don't have to make them breakfast the next day. B)

 

This, from the guy with almost ZERO exeprience.

 

LOL

Sex with a stranger can be both awkward and fun
You've just gotta push past that awkwardness to the fun

 

But yeah Affray's right, it's pretty hollow, but still fun


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 05:44 PM

If it's hollow, you're doing it wrong. Sex with a stranger just means you don't have to make them breakfast the next day. B)

 

This, from the guy with almost ZERO exeprience.

I am Canadian.

I make complete strangers breakfast, even if I didn't bang them.


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:18 AM

I'm coming to Canada then.

 

We can still bang if you like though...


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:37 AM

I'm coming to Canada then.

 

We can still bang if you like though...

Were I single and a fan of that sort of things perhaps.

Unfortunately (for all men who wants me) I am about as straight as they come.

Breakfast though, I can do breakfast.


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:42 AM

I like breakfast.


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:52 AM

Any food of choice?

Black pudding, eel pie, pie and chips, bangers and mash?


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 11:58 AM

Got any Yorkshire puds?


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Posted 11 September 2013 - 12:17 PM

Got any Yorkshire puds?

We have some serious yorkshire pudding here in Canada.

The French Canadians yet again have proven that they know their way around some fine foods.


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Posted 12 September 2013 - 12:07 PM

I found this enlightening.
 
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Posted 15 September 2013 - 06:43 AM

I am Canadian.

I make complete strangers breakfast, even if I didn't bang them.

I made pancakes to a stranger this morning! I always do that when I get the chance, I think its nice, pancakes brakes the awkward morning meeting. And it makes you feel like a good guy, a breakfast hero of the day!



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Posted 16 September 2013 - 01:40 PM

I was going to contribute to this conversation, but then food.

 

 

OMG YORKSHIRE PUD IS PROBABLY THE BEST THING EVER INVENTED BY HUMANS


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 01:41 PM

Sex without love is a hollow experience.

But as far as hollow experiences go, it is still pretty good.

 

 

In utter honesty, I wouldn't know. Apparently I mate for life.


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Posted 16 September 2013 - 10:22 PM

What if i was gonna post on this thread, and didnt... then got some in the last 10 days.... then, its been a few days again?  



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Posted 17 September 2013 - 01:09 PM

Then GTFO.


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