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#21 SushiKitten

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:53 AM

Oh like 2 weeks ago, but from 24-25 I was out of the game for a year! Didn't really suffer that much. Sex is kinda overrated when you think of it anyway. There are alot of things that tops it!


I was trying to come up with a list of feelings better than an orgasm. I could think of a few but the only one I can remember is getting my hair washed at the salon. When they really start scrubbing it feels so good, my brain goes on overload for a moment

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 06:53 AM

I was trying to come up with a list of feelings better than an orgasm. I could think of a few but the only one I can remember is getting my hair washed at the salon. When they really start scrubbing it feels so good, my brain goes on overload for a moment

 

I like scratching my back when it's itchy, feels goooooddd....

 

The only other thing I can think of is getting high.....

 

Aside from that orgasms are good, coz they're usually free :)

 

Oh and I love the feeling of taking my shoes off after a long day.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 11:23 AM

^This.


Yep. Been since I left #2.
And yes, sex is overrated.
And there's also the hormonal thing; as you get older, there's less hormones zinging thru your system which makes it easier to "see the forest for the trees".

And less of those "OH GOD DID I REALLY FUCK HIM?!?!?" moments.
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Posted 08 September 2013 - 01:27 PM

Since January of '08. No worries, though.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 03:56 PM

Yep. Been since I left #2.
And yes, sex is overrated.
And there's also the hormonal thing; as you get older, there's less hormones zinging thru your system which makes it easier to "see the forest for the trees".

And less of those "OH GOD DID I REALLY FUCK HIM?!?!?" moments.
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Sex is overrated in your opinion.

It is not overrated in my opinion.

Also, as I get older.. I crave it a lot more actually..

I've had days here where I was pouring like a sieve because I was so horny.

And achy, jesus.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 04:27 PM

Spleen, you're a lucky guy.

 

lucky guy indeed.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 04:35 PM

Sex is overrated in your opinion.

It is not overrated in my opinion.

Also, as I get older.. I crave it a lot more actually..

I've had days here where I was pouring like a sieve because I was so horny.

And achy, jesus.

 

I feel the say way, honestly... With the exception of pouring like a sieve.

I don't think sex is the BEST thing out there, but it's one of the greater things, it's incredibly important. It's not overrated if you're getting what you need from it.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:50 PM

Yeah, I have to use both arms too.

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 05:51 PM

I was trying to come up with a list of feelings better than an orgasm. I could think of a few but the only one I can remember is getting my hair washed at the salon. When they really start scrubbing it feels so good, my brain goes on overload for a moment

you should buy a cheap $2 head massager at the dollar store. it's a little wire thing with plastic/rubber tips on it.

 

 

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 06:05 PM

Not really. There are alot of things that tops it, like playing in a band infront of alot of people, is one of the best feelings in the world. Then there are of course diffrent kinds of sex, I can imagine that having sex with Jennifer Aniston would top about almost anything, but sex with a stranger 4am drunk on a friday, yeah thats fucking overrated. People who say sex is the best thing in the world, have a boring life.

There are maybe a few things that can be more exciting than sex, but only very few.

I definitely don't think sex is the best thing ever, but it is absolutely way the hell up there in the list.

 

 

I was trying to come up with a list of feelings better than an orgasm. I could think of a few but the only one I can remember is getting my hair washed at the salon. When they really start scrubbing it feels so good, my brain goes on overload for a moment

Apparently brain scans of a person experiencing an orgasm are very similar to brain scans of a person who is high on heroine.

So there is that.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 06:59 PM

^This.

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 07:14 PM

Since January of '08. No worries, though.

 

Wow. I lost my virginity that year. Seems like ages ago. I was still a teenager.

 

Also, as I get older.. I crave it a lot more actually..

 

Girls around 25-30 seem to crave it a lot more. Why is that?

 

Is it because when people are in their teens they seem to 'under-peform' or lack that sort of experience?

 

I sure as hell didn't know what I was doing when I was younger LOL


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 07:34 PM

Military..  gone alot...  

 

Ah, I'm sorrie.

Wow. I lost my virginity that year. Seems like ages ago. I was still a teenager.

 

 

Girls around 25-30 seem to crave it a lot more. Why is that?

 

Is it because when people are in their teens they seem to 'under-peform' or lack that sort of experience?

 

I sure as hell didn't know what I was doing when I was younger LOL

You don't have to be a teenager to not know what you're doing, you just have to be inexperienced.


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Posted 08 September 2013 - 08:48 PM

Yeah, I have to use both arms too.

Omg this comment just won. I seriously died laughing after I read this one, but it could just be that its late here. ...Na, it was hilarious.


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Posted 09 September 2013 - 05:01 AM

Spleen, you're a lucky guy.

 

lucky guy indeed.

LOL

Yeah, right.

 

I feel the say way, honestly... With the exception of pouring like a sieve.

I don't think sex is the BEST thing out there, but it's one of the greater things, it's incredibly important. It's not overrated if you're getting what you need from it.

 



 

Mhmm. And it's even better when it's organic instead of managed around people and time schedules.

And especially better if you don't have to beg for it.


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Posted 09 September 2013 - 10:45 AM

Wow. I lost my virginity that year. Seems like ages ago. I was still a teenager.

 

 

Girls around 25-30 seem to crave it a lot more. Why is that?

 

Is it because when people are in their teens they seem to 'under-peform' or lack that sort of experience?

 

I sure as hell didn't know what I was doing when I was younger LOL

 

Yeah, when you were younger.


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Posted 09 September 2013 - 10:18 PM

Sex is overrated in your opinion.
It is not overrated in my opinion.
Also, as I get older.. I crave it a lot more actually..
I've had days here where I was pouring like a sieve because I was so horny.
And achy, jesus.

Wait till you hit 50.
Or menopause.
Once those hormones slow down its pretty much .... meh.
The best part? No more waking up looking like the victim of a serial killer...
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 10:53 PM

I have masturbated ritually since I was eight years old.

I started much younger than that with just fondling.

Once I got a computer all I did was read erotica and learn about sex and various techniques.

I have 3 hds that are stockpiled with porn and images.

Something tells me, I'll be going strong at 50.

And I've known me a helluva lot longer than you've known me.

But, time will tell.


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Posted 10 September 2013 - 06:54 AM

Very true; and I hope you do keep going.
Hell, my grandpa died at 94, and as I understand it, up until 6months before he died he was going strong.
Without Viagra.
My big issue is trust. I cannot seem to find a guy I feel I can trust.
I get offers, but like the last one (really cute, but half my age) I cannot do that.
And that's another hang-up for me, I know.
I guess I'm just waiting for Mr Right, cause I've been thru too many Mr RightNows, and I'm tired of those.
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Posted 10 September 2013 - 10:29 AM


My big issue is trust. I cannot seem to find a guy I feel I can trust.
I get offers, but like the last one (really cute, but half my age) I cannot do that.
And that's another hang-up for me, I know.
I guess I'm just waiting for Mr Right, cause I've been thru too many Mr RightNows, and I'm tired of those.

Sex without love is a hollow experience.

But as far as hollow experiences go, it is still pretty good.


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