The Seldom Seen Kid

Given a space, what is the maximum frequency we can oscillate a particle in that space with a given energy?

Listen carefully, it is exceedingly difficult to get this result. You must follow this method exactly. Firstly, remove all your clothes. Now smother your entire body in marmite. Attach two pieces of bread to yourself and sing any Britney Spears song in reverse. Now here is where the oscillations come in. Sit on a chair and vigorously vibrate your whole body. You are now ready for the last step. Go to a computer and or laptop and precisely type the exact question you asked into google. You should then and only then get your answer.

Thank god! My only regret is that I wasn't alerted to the ease of purchasing thermal cookers sooner. Now I must connect the internet and buy one!

You don't seem to understand the gravity of the situation. It's not a mere thermal cooker. It's a Chakson thermal cooker.

'Swearing only has as much power as you give it.'

Plus I wouldn't say that just because we are nerds we are all outcasts. We don't have to conform to that image. I mean I personally don't, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

@The Seldom Seen Kid-I love the sarcasm, my friend. We are friends, right?

Perhaps the start of something beautiful.

What about wanking while whanking?

Don't be fucking ridiculous.

I like to dress up like Hitler and abuse young children.

Oh the catholics won't like that.

Is it even safe for that guy to be whanking like that?

I'd make them extinct again.

What would you do if you realised you accidently got someone pregant.

Everytime I see your avatar when I'm scrolling down, I know I have to take a deep breathe. Thank you. 

Heavy breathing? Well that just happens to be the effect I have on people.

At least I now won't have to get you one for your birthday.

Seeing the look on someones face when I slaughter their family.

PC.

Infanticide or Matricide.

(Shit just got real for the next person.)

Gravitons, impregnated nuclei, fission erosion, space needle.

Aaaand there it is.

Seldom.

 

Your signature.

 

WWWWWHHHHAT?!

It speaks to me on so many levels.

Stop trying to pretend that's not something you already do. I've seen your stockings.