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"A woman dropped a stone and cracked his skull. Hurriedly he called to his armour bearer, 'Draw your sword and kill me, so that they can't say a woman killed me.' So his servant ran him through and he died." Oh religion, what are we going to do with you, you little rascal.
#54020 Christian, Atheist, Evolutionist, or Other
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on 29 August 2013 - 05:43 PM
#52671 HOLY SHIT, ALMOST GOT BUSTED BY THE COPS!!!!
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on 04 August 2013 - 04:14 PM
I'm always trying my hardest to fight poverty, why it was only the other day that I punched a homeless man in the face.
#52216 I Think I Like This Girl.....
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on 28 July 2013 - 05:07 PM
Can you really put a price on love?
Because I can: £12.38
#52118 It's starting.
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on 26 July 2013 - 02:09 PM
EVERYONE RUN TO MY BASEMENT
:3
Funny, I remember an old man yelling those exact words to my friends and I a few years back.
#51537 What Would Your Mundane Superpower Be?
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on 13 July 2013 - 03:30 AM
On second thought, telekenisis and menopause might not be a good combination.
I could see me turning into an evil overlord, and that would be a bad thing.....right?
>.>
With great power comes great responsibility.
#50997 WORST PICK UP LINES?
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on 05 July 2013 - 09:21 AM
Hey girl. Come back to my place tonight and I'll let you see your family again.
#50544 DO YOU GUYS KEEP IN CONTACT WITH YOUR EX'S?
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on 28 June 2013 - 11:44 AM
that's over 100 rings. They'll have to be haribo.
#50316 New and Vulnerable
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on 26 June 2013 - 10:27 AM
k bai
