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Mister Sympa

Member Since 19 Mar 2013
Offline Last Active Jan 16 2020 03:39 PM
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In Topic: Valentine's Day 2020

16 January 2020 - 01:57 PM

He is addressing the General.

In Topic: Valentine's Day 2020

15 January 2020 - 07:40 AM

Right? Jesus christ!

In Topic: 2019 Films

14 January 2020 - 07:06 AM

Because fuck it.

 

I am trepidatious of both Bill and Ted and the new Ghostbusters, but I am open to the possibility that they will fucking rock.

 

There's a new Top Gun too? What fucking year is it??

 

Of course Minions 2 is happening. Goddammit, Illumination.

In Topic: Conan the Barbarian

14 January 2020 - 07:04 AM

From the very little I know about Conan, that seems like exactly the correct genre. Nothing like a monumentally shitty licensed video game to leave an awful taste in your mouth.

In Topic: Comics Book Newbs

14 January 2020 - 07:03 AM

So many missed opportunities!

 

  • Alfred getting to be mom to Tiny!Bruce
  • Bruce wandering into a villain's lair or just crossing paths, and, welp, guess Poison Ivy's a mom now
  • Robin babysitting as an awkward teen (or adult who just has no idea what to do), and has to figure out how to parent; hijinks ensue.
  • And then Alfred steps in because of course he does
  • Alfred having to splice together video footage of adult Bruce to show to some board meeting to make it look like everything's okay
  • Tiny Battoddler actually foiling a bank robbery or something by accident
  • To the Batbigwheel!

Like, this is off the top of my head! For fuck's sake!