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Mister Sympa

Member Since 19 Mar 2013
Offline Last Active Sep 23 2020 09:05 AM
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Mister Sympa

Who won the Beef Beauty Contest by accident?
Aug 18 2020 06:26 AM
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    Mister Sympa
    It was, in fact, a pun.
    Aug 27 2020 09:03 AM
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    Mister Sympa
    And for the same reason that America is the only country involved in the World Series.
    Aug 27 2020 09:03 AM
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    Aayla Secura
    There should be a Miss Earth contest and it should have individuals representing different planets.
    Sep 02 2020 02:54 AM
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Mister Sympa

Does Matt Mercer know he's gorgeous?
Jun 24 2020 05:33 AM
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    Affray
    I think he 100% knows what he's about.
    Jun 24 2020 11:59 AM
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    Grolli
    ya.. got a tad bit overrun
    Jun 09 2020 05:14 AM
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    Konta
    Hope you're wearing protection.
    Jun 09 2020 07:31 AM
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Mister Sympa

Why must I work? Why is it not enough to play Mario Kart all day?
Feb 10 2020 09:57 AM
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    Bowsette
    If you git gud you CAN play Mario Kart all day! For work!
    Feb 10 2020 11:14 AM
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    Mister Sympa
    This is true. I do not have the talent to sustain my ass on anything game-related, tho. Back to the office for me.
    Feb 10 2020 01:41 PM
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    Aayla Secura
    You're a real tough cookie with a long history...
    Feb 10 2020 08:40 PM
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Mister Sympa

Woo, no sleep club, where you at??
Jan 21 2020 08:03 AM
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    Affray
    The human body is a mystery and a conundrum.
    Jan 25 2020 11:19 AM
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    bombeast
    It sucks when all your friends want to hang out in the evening and that's exactly when you have to go to work.
    Jan 26 2020 04:12 PM
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    Mister Sympa
    @bombeast That does suck.
    Jan 27 2020 06:27 AM
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Mister Sympa

We have DENTISTS spamming us now?? Get the fuck outta here, you teeth thief!
Dec 17 2019 06:21 AM
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    The Robstar
    I much prefer the escort spam personally.
    Dec 18 2019 04:53 AM
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    fae
    I even get letters in the mail about going to the dentist ^^
    Dec 18 2019 05:49 AM
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    Elfie
    These teeth were made for chomping
    Jan 11 2020 06:00 PM
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Mister Sympa

Who you gonna call? BOT BUSTERS!
Dec 09 2019 07:06 AM
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Mister Sympa

Happy Turkey. Or for non-Americans, Happy Thursday of No Significance.
Nov 27 2019 09:02 AM
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    Affray
    My No Significance Thursday sucked a giant satchel of musty dicks, but thanks for the sentiment.
    Nov 28 2019 01:44 PM
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    Preston Garvey
    The non-American settlements need your turkey.
    Nov 29 2019 02:34 AM
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    Mister Sympa
    Oh, Affray... <3
    Nov 29 2019 07:57 AM
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Mister Sympa

Halloween happened, I guess. Time for cold and dark times.
Nov 06 2019 07:29 AM
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    Grolli
    Very cold... Very dark.

    Nov 06 2019 08:18 PM