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[Affray]

Never have you been so attractive.

I once wore flowey white pants, sandals, a sexy white button down shirt (wide open) and a fedora (only time ever before and since) and aviators whilst in Jamaica.

As far as I know it was the best looking I have ever been.

 

Think J.D. from Scrubs when he goes to Janitor's wedding.

Only I don't weigh 120 Lbs soaking wet.

I even carved tiki dolls for me and the lady to wear and go "Ne ne ne ne!" when something went wrong.

[SushiKitten]

It was only recently that I realized why products like Vaseline, Blistex, and other gel-like substances would warn "for external use only". I wondered for years if people thought to eat it.

[SpleenBeGone]

It was only recently that I realized why products like Vaseline, Blistex, and other gel-like substances would warn "for external use only". I wondered for years if people thought to eat it.

I have a mental picture of your face changing from confusion to disgusted realization, and it's great.

[RespawningEnemy]

I got these headphones from the government a couple of years ago. I thought there was a tracking chip in it recording everything I listened to.

[Mister Sympa]

So, wait, is there not? 'Cause, CIA.

[Elfie]

I seriously can't stand belly buttons. I think they are gross. Only pubescent. Kids, babies, fine. But once you reach a certain age, it's gross. I don't like to touch, or look at other people's, and they can't touch mine. I get anxious when I clean mine, and because I think they are gross I clean it every time I shower.

I also have some TMI ones

[Calvary]

I think lots of people seem to find navels gross. As far as I'm aware any way, I'd say they gross me out a little bit.

[Elfie]

I'm completely disgusted. Eww
But thank, I feel less
weird

[SpleenBeGone]

People are way too weirded out by their own parts. Personally, I find mine to be a great place to store things. 

[SushiKitten]

I completely understand the belly button thing! They disgust me too and it makes me really nauseous even just to think about someone touching mine.

[Bowsette]

Bellybuttons are kinda gross. I mean, it's the remains of your umbilical cord, which was cut and then allowed to rot into what you see now.

[Sethre]

Thanks, Xiao. Definitely wanted to think about something rotting into my body. ;-;

[Elfie]

Honestly it didn't ever bug me until something absolutely repulsive happened with it and now there's no going back. I have weird anxieties (weirdest one involving the bathroom). If someone has to go in anyway, my mind automatically assumes they are at the brink. I obsess about finding them and convincing them to relieve themselves. It steamed from having peed myself a few times at school when I was young, and in middle school this guy peed himself in front of everyone at a choir concert. He was standing in the front row, that image is plastered in my mind. They teased him and now I just can't handle it.

[Silver_rose]

Thanks, Xiao. Definitely wanted to think about something rotting into my body. ;-;

 

LOL What's rotten is long gone.

It doesn't rot into your body, it falls off at about 1-3 months after birth (If I remember right!)

The belly button is remnants of a cardiac filter system, the blood vessel paths have long turned into part of... I think the lymphatic system (don't quote me on that, I can't actually remember for sure and I CBF looking it up to confirm).
 

[idk]

LOL What's rotten is long gone.

It doesn't rot into your body, it falls off at about 1-3 months after birth (If I remember right!)

The belly button is remnants of a cardiac filter system, the blood vessel paths have long turned into part of... I think the lymphatic system (don't quote me on that, I can't actually remember for sure and I CBF looking it up to confirm).
 

I'm going to kind of confirm this by saying I'm pretty sure you're right, but I also happen to be too lazy to verify.

[Bowsette]

Rotting was involved, I was close enough

[Elfie]

This is really gross hahaha

[cassXgoesXmeow]

A cool interjection.... my belly button was handmade because when I was born my intestines where outside my body so the surgeon formed my belly button when I was a month old.

[Elfie]

That's kinda cool!

[Krankykoala]

A cool interjection.... my belly button was handmade because when I was born my intestines where outside my body so the surgeon formed my belly button when I was a month old.

Neat.