Obviously?Duh!
#1
Posted 19 December 2014 - 10:07 AM
One time this girl asked me if she could get pregnant by sucking a penis. I was in shock! How on earth would you think that was possible!
Ginger, is the spice of life
#2
Posted 19 December 2014 - 10:17 AM
Well, depending on how religious where you live is, sex ed in school isn't always that great. I learned most things on the internet; never once was any form of birth control ever brought up when we had our yearly "talks" in school.
I've got kind of a weird one: What armadillo is. I really didn't think it was that obscure of an animal.
#3
Posted 19 December 2014 - 10:19 AM
Ginger, is the spice of life
#4
Posted 19 December 2014 - 10:22 AM
Bad sex ed information is RIFE. It's amazing.
#5
Posted 19 December 2014 - 10:26 AM
Ginger, is the spice of life
#6
Posted 19 December 2014 - 10:28 AM
I still question why we, as girls in sex ed, were taught to put condoms... onto cucumbers. I mean first of all I'm never going to meet someone with one that big unless it's a strapon, in which case the condom is useless. And also, why not teach us about female-centric birth control and protection? When I left school I knew nothing about what was available to me as a woman with regards to protecting myself. All I knew was condom, and pill. And the pill was only because it was prescribed for me in an attempt to help a different medical condition.
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
#7
Posted 19 December 2014 - 10:32 AM
Ginger, is the spice of life
#8
Posted 19 December 2014 - 10:58 AM
my friend and I once has a discussion about where meat comes from.. like what body part of an animal.. she was completely convinced that "meat" was a seperate kind of tissue and she was really grossed out when I explained to her that the meat we eat is actually the muscles of the animal.. ^^
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
#9
Posted 19 December 2014 - 11:02 AM
Ginger, is the spice of life
#10
Posted 19 December 2014 - 11:13 AM
I... what?
The FUCK did she think chicken was?!
#11
Posted 19 December 2014 - 11:15 AM
I always thought pickling was the process of putting something in pickle juice, so I was really confused a couple weeks ago to find out what we call pickles were just pickled cucumbers.
#12
Posted 19 December 2014 - 11:18 AM
Ginger, is the spice of life
#13
Posted 19 December 2014 - 11:19 AM
I... what?
The FUCK did she think chicken was?!
I honestly have no clue.. but I'm still making fun of her because of that.. ^^
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
#14
Posted 19 December 2014 - 04:18 PM
That WWI was from 1914-1918 and WWII was from 1939-1945. You have no idea how many have no fucking clue about those dates.
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#15
Posted 19 December 2014 - 04:50 PM
I know a great many things that most people do not, mostly because my brain is a sponge for nonsense knowledge, so I try not to be baffles when people don't know the same stuff that I do.
A buddy of mine however, works at a retirement home full of people who are apparently on the same mental awareness level as the old folks who live in the alzheimer's wing. He leaves work every day asking himself why he hasn't punched them all in the face yet.
He tells me that they have no idea who/what the following are:
Sea shanties
Gandhi
The Dalai Lama
Why you sanitise counter tops with water that hasn't already been dirtied
That severely undercooked chicken will murder the shit out of you with salmonella
One girl thought Hitler was a fictional character, and that the Titanic was also a work of fiction
That is just what I remember him telling me.
I can only imagine the nightmare he must work through every day and not go on a murder spree.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
#16
Posted 19 December 2014 - 06:32 PM
I know I have these moments all the time, but I'm having a hard time thinking of any right now.
I do remember a friend telling a story from when he worked in an autoparts store. An old lady came to him telling him her 710 was leaking.
For those of you that don't get it right off, it's an upside down OIL cap. >.>
#17
Posted 20 December 2014 - 02:53 PM
That was a puzzler on Car Talk once!I know I have these moments all the time, but I'm having a hard time thinking of any right now.
I do remember a friend telling a story from when he worked in an autoparts store. An old lady came to him telling him her 710 was leaking.
For those of you that don't get it right off, it's an upside down OIL cap. >.>
#18
Posted 20 December 2014 - 03:44 PM
These three guys didn't know about Tom Sawyer or Huck Fin.
My friend didn't know what coast he was on.
Most people I talk to can't even name one music album.
This one guy I talked to didn't know that John Lennon was part of the Beatles.
This one guy I talked to never heard of Nirvana, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, 2pac, etc.
I could go on until my fingers break.
#19
Posted 21 December 2014 - 11:35 AM
Most don't watch the news or know anything about the world around them.
My neighbor thought that gangnam style was Chinese.
A scary percentage of people have never read a novel cover to cover in their life.
I was *the only one* in my fifth or sixth grade class who knew what the holocaust was.
I am the only one in my eleventh grade french class who knows what "existentialism" is.
95% of people have not seen star wars, the dollars trilogy, alien, blade runner, 2001, pulp fiction etc., which are all films that I sort of think of as essential.
Only one in tenth grade drama class who knew "meta", "amiable"
God, now I feel like a pretentious asshole.
#20
Posted 21 December 2014 - 12:19 PM
For YEARS in my early teens, I was under the impression that a "gory" film was one wherein there was a lot of sex.