http://candybox2.net/

Yup.  This happened.  GO GO SUPER NERD FORUM!

Yep, it appears they are having difficulties at the moment.  Stay tooned, will bump when it's live again.

Woohoo!  Up and running for me now!  =D

Gawd I loved three so much.  Revelations is kind of forgettable but you need to play it to really close up the story between two and three.  Not sure how much those are going to matter for four since, from what I hear, it's not Desmond, and plus it's set chronologically before three.  I dunno, we'll see.  Psyched, though, because pirates!

O_O  Goddamn.

Looks like England wins again

Nuh uh, we have a civilian buffalo hunter.  You will never have anything that cool.

Cool, I had heard mixed things about 3 but I will pick that up and revelations in preparation for 4

Cool.  Just be prepared.  Three is not like one or two.  You do not play a suave italian demigod.  It will feel/play differently because of this.  This is, in my opinion, what makes a better and more relatable protagonist, but a lot of people got off on living through the ubermensch that is Ezio, so I dunno.

No sir.

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!

Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

Mirror's Edge

hahahahaha

http://imgur.com/a/uooT9

Being obsessed with marksmanship myself.  I have always considered Simo Hayha to be the best sniper who has ever existed.

Beware the white death.

B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BILLLLL NYE, THE SCIENCE GUY!

How you feel about current bitcoin prices?  If I recall correctly, I think you said you had 3 bitcoins in a wallet somewhere?  Gotta be worth around, what, $1800 now?  =D

fuuuuuuuuuu-

Hmm.  I could actually fly down and search spleen's house, find the wallet, and fly back home again, and still make a profit.

DOIN IT!

Hmm...true.  Wonder if I could find room in my budget for a bulletproof vest?  My instincts say yes...

Can I just recommend a tank

I think that would put me over budget.

Hey folks, I want to make a giant pile of money, and I would like to do it without having to go back to school and/or become an indentured servant to a company for the rest of my useful life.

Basically I want to be my own boss, and make a ton of dough.  Preferably legally.

Anyone have any ideas?  We can make this just a general brainstorming thread, too, because I'm sure many of you have the same desire.

Ideas I have tried/am trying:

Amazon referrals

Writing eBooks(erotica so far, some non-erotica soon)

Youtube adverts

Owning/operating my karate dojo(not really a money grab, but I WILL be making money off it some day, so I needed to put it in)

Ideas I have tried and failed at:

Making computer games

Selling t-shirts

Independent web design business

Independent computer repair business

Feel free to ask me about any of my experiences in these various endeavors, I'm more than happy to talk about both my successes and failures =D

Oh, don't worry, I'm not looking for a "get rich quick without time/effort involved."  I'm perfectly fine with working extremely hard/all the time for what I want.  As long as it's for me.  I'm just trying to figure out a decent bet with high profit margins to invest in.

No worries, I'm no stranger to hard work and have no illusions about things being easy.  I just want to find something better than my current appliance sales job.

1: Acquire job

 

2: Receive paycheck.

 

3: Take paycheck, deposit it for cash at the bank.

 

4: Pile money on bed.

DAMMIT!  If only I had read this before I sold my bed!

Excellent investment advice gentlemen, thanks!

=D

Yup.

MANLY FOOD ABSORPTION AT MAX LEVEL!!