I taped the cameras on my phone long ago to prevent the NSA from spying on me. Taking the tape off would be pointless because of the residue. The voice thing can be arranged, but I still have not heard enough from everyone else in order for me to be interested in uploading mine.

Wait. He has autism? That would explain why his threads are so crazy, but I would suspect some form of antisocial disorder too. Perhaps Asperger Syndrome? Anyway, as Flippy said, your humor goes too far on the dark humor/shock comedy scale. In fact it is not just cruel, it is boderline... sadistic. You post these weird threads with weird titles and content that usually end in people ranting about them. I do applaud you for not ranting back in the Halloween thread this time. People have actually liked you in the past for your contributions to other threads not created by you. My advice is to either stop posting threads or just post them less often. Also, try not to use dark humor if you are using any humor at all.

 Älä kokeile toista kepponen lasten kolmekymmentä ensin.

No one ever responds to me on Tinder, well, except for robots.

Is Wandering Isle a better starting location than Elwynn Forest?

I will have to agree with idk on this one. Trump is not a criminal. He is also not someone who remained married to a person who cheated on them in the 1990s. I am sure neither of you are even old enough to remember that. Bill Clinton had a bj from Monica Lewinsky which caused him to be impeached. You are both ignorant communists. You don't live in Cambodia, Cuba, or China. Ragtime, the tories are currently in control of the U.K. They will be until the 2020 election.

I just wonder who will succeed the Queen that has been the leader for 345 years.

 Look who's talking

 

the things he said about women just make me cringe. I can't believe someone who would make hateful comments about women is allowed to get away with it.

Will Trump be surfing from hillary's win over him?

No. Hillary will be "surfing" from Trump's win over her. That will be right before they lock her up. It will be huuuuuge!

My real pencil is tan.

Am I the only one who noticed that Ragtime likes to give Gol a hard time?

Gol, I think Ragtime is in love with you. Use shampoo together!

List #3.

Definitely a bot:

Ragtime

Not bots:

Everyone else on this website

So I was safe and now unknown again? Gol, I thought you were the only one left who could shelter me.

Well, that's the thing. Since bots and members have gotten the wrong idea , I should really clarify that I'm actually male, not female. There appears to be a miscommunication, I guess.

 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it's cool. People usually state I'm pretty feminine anyway, and this is not the first time that people have assumed that (it's probably the fact I have a girl in my profile, I guess). I've literally been on a forum and had a guy profess his undying love for me, only to break his heart when I told him that I wasn't a gurl.

 

Lesbian is a new one though. Apologies, I didn't realise there was a bit of a common consensus on that. Anyway, my real name is Michael. Hopefully the supposed bots aren't disappointed??? 

That killed my boner and I'm not even a bot. I was hoping you looked like a realistic version of your avatar.

Out of curiosity, what is your real name Noir?

I'm surprised SNL didn't post any current events like Joni Ernst wanting to be Trump's VP or NATIONAL BIKINI DAY. Wtf am I reading here? Ragtime, why didn't you just post this in Toast Club instead of making a new robot thread?

Fun fact about Winston: That's Crispin Freeman voicing him (Alucard from hellsing, Zelgadis from Slayers, Kyon from Haruhi Suzumiya, etc)

Also: Reaper has the same voice as Bloo from Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends

I miss that show. It makes me even more excited for this game.

I love playing cards and love the idea of this game, but none of my friends have ever been interested in playing Magic, so I still have yet to figure out exactly how the game works.

What Ragtime thinks I do:

https://www.youtube....h?v=vT2VygGgrSk

What I actually do:

https://www.youtube....h?v=o2SudxOA2dg

It a sugar glider

 

dude.

So the robot was right for once? It was a sugar glider Ragtime.

Not sure if I know what you mean because Affray's post confused me. If you mean actual Disney princesses, then I would have to say Rapunzel from Tangled.

I will also see the live action Beauty and The Beast next year.

This is the best idea yet. We should start this practice for the "robot warning system" tread [emoji23] [emoji23]

Only if we can get a special individual section on the list. Those comments were the funniest thing I read in a long time by the way. I really needed that laugh.

On a side note, I also like rain, but only if I'm inside.

Two questions.

1: What does this have to do with the weather?

2: Why does Ragtime think it's different if he also clearly changed his profile picture to be similar to Gol's?

 https://www.youtube....h?v=v-yrsJJXUGU

In order to bring this thread to what it should have been in the first place, - no offense to Ragtime -

what is everyone planning to do for Halloween?

Ostridges are the most dangerous bird because they are the largest and the fastest.

I still like the occasional MCR song. 

These robots scare the living shit outta me...