Nothing will ever rinse my ears thoroughly enough to get Arin Hanson's impression of Patrick Warbuton out of my head.

Slappy Serfdom, home of the Flappy Fiefday, where Clappy Kleptos play with their Sappy Septums for your Happy Humps, son.

Not sure if this is the standard price, now, but banggood (Chinese retailer with a US warehouse) has some (around 100?) tiny neodymium magnets (disc-shaped) for $1.50 per set.  Link, d'uh. These are great for getting revenge on people on the highway; just toss fifty or so out at their vehicle while you pass by, and watch them get stuck to other cars, er, curse them to forever slave for Lord Mao see them get mildly annoyed.

Man, I remember when this country used to be one big shooting gallery, before the Capitalists needed it all for "food" and "public relations."

A differential is an extremely important mathematical constant.  

On quality, AT&T's telco practices have netted them extremely versatile coverage, even if that only means being able to call and text.

Not certain about you guys, but all of my sexier friends tell me that sucking balls is a good action.  I thought AT&T was bad?

Your daughter is going to wonder why she gets so nostalgic playing Saints Row in a few years.

Nice try, FBI.

Astroturf all you want, sonny!  You will never know where I hid the gold!

I am hesitant to see the collective-but-separate communities on Reddit be generalized to the point that "Redditor" become associated with anything more than slander.  A forum, made up of a community just like ours (with less features, more circlejerking, and a stupid comment-rating system), created content and used a worthless link-sharing platform retrofitted for discussion to distribute it.

I really wish communities would migrate from Reddit and back to forums, where they were free from the infectious cross-contamination that happens on microblogging wannabe sites.

Dogs and humans are on similar ground (har har) when it comes to long-distance running.  Better start moving the goalposts in your favor before he starts barking up the wrong tree.

This link reminded me of a neat De-pagination script I saw posted somewhere the other day.  I know there are extensions for it, but this was a one-shot website.  I will re-post if I find the link again.

I can sell you non-working primitive calculators (assorted colors; mostly pale-skinned), but their quality degrades over time.  Probably need a few thousand volts to get them working again.

It depends on how you use your device.  Games, utilities, and social apps are almost all of the categories that you could conceive, and each of those have diverse specifications and variations.

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With tax season on the way, of course you would donate.  I wonder if that puts you in a lower bracket.

When the Puritans prove me wrong, I really hope they burn the Bronies first, such that I can find solace before my own roasting begins.

You give them a quest to find the person with the ! over their head, whom then tells them that they have to go on the forum to collect their reward.

The reward is a firm :bill:'ing.

Thread derailed.  Where the fuck is the bill emoticon?

When a company who has been known for inflating their purchase rates overestimates their sales, it is a failure?  Sounds like they made plenty of sales to me, sonny, and the Wii U was always offered at a rather low price, so it is foolish for you to assume that they were dumping their entirety into it.

Nintendo is wiping these tears that you keep talking about with enormous wads of cash, and denying that is simply foolish.

No, just the Wii U. It's a poor system in all aspects.

Have you played on the Wii U?  I think you might be suffering from RedditVision™.

The most successful handhelds in history are certainly not "a dead system."  The Advertising Bias strikes again.

Tell us what you will pay for, so that you can pay us for it!  Why would we ask this before release to include them, instead of cloning characters?

They should have reworked every clone in the game to include a unique moveset.