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[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

http://www.reddit.co...n_me_right_now/

[SpleenBeGone]

Screw all the waitresses!

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Fuck that man.

I would do what they suggested down the page.

Pack up her shit, change the locks, bring it all to her mothers house and explain calmly what happened..

Then skull fuck that bitch hard and deep and post it on the cunts facebook.

[SpleenBeGone]

That's a good plan. >.>

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

THEN you fuck all the waitresses.
And her friends/cousins/sisters/aunts..
Hell if her grams isn't on an oxygen tank you can have at her too.
(sometimes even then you can get around it)

I don't care what anyone says, how much they claim they'd never cheat on their so/partner/husband there is always a way.
If you're willing to put in the time and effort, there is always a way.
Especially when you are as goddamned attractive as I am. *slicks back eyebrows*


If I were a man, and had less of a conscious than I do now..
My penis would be smoking every night before I went to bed, srsly.

[Calvary]

I feel quite bad because I read that and something evil inside me went, huh, someone has it worse than I do, in the sense that, it makes me feel slightly better. I hope the guy follows the advice given to him by the most highly rated comment, that's some pure genius gold there. I hope the guy gets over it too, there's little else worse than the feeling of a broken heart.

[Bowsette]

That top commenter is a hero.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Gol: Not too bad, at least you have compassion for him.

I honestly feel like the worst part about it is that he has to spend 5 days swelling on it until he gets to confront her.

Your imagination can be your worst enemy in times like that.

Xiao: Mhmm.

[Calvary]

Yeah I do wish him all the best, call me overly empathic but I wish everyone the best, even the few people I dislike, I wouldn't wish anything bad upon them, rather, a more suitable stance to take is apathy. Emotion is something so easily wasted on people undeserving. Most people don't deserve my hatred. XD

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

That'd a good way of looking at it.

I'm too sadistic for my own good, it needs to be spread around or it'll amount to a huge explosion of mass-murder.

Hopefully one day I'll be able to reach that level of apathy, till then tho..

*stab stabbity stab stab stab*

[Calvary]

Heh, I don't necessarily practice what I preach. I reckon you're a big softy really, Flippy, you just hide it well. ;D

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I am to people I care about, baby animals, kids that are getting abused, old couples.

Everyone else is fair game. >.>

[Calvary]

Fair play.

[Wolf]

I would take the subtle approach

A big neon sign pointing to her shit on the street, with an accompanying sign reading "Hi, Ho! Time to go!"

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Awesome.

[Lord_Zamboodu]

I feel sorry for the guy that is sad :-(.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Mhmm, it sucks.

Bitches are hoes.

[Lord_Zamboodu]

sadly some of them are bad

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Mhmm.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Didn't feel the need to make another thread.

Was reading a thread about failed marriage proposals.

The sudden escalation here made me crack up for a good while.

"I got the best one: I knew a guy who couldn't get over his ex (so bad that he didn't even think of her as 'his ex'). She had moved on and already had a new boyfriend and he wouldn't leave her alone. Then one day at the food court of the local mall he approached her, in front of everybody, with a guitar and starting singing - but the song was just simple strumming and "will you marry me" over and over again as the lyrics. Plus he started this serenade like on the other side of the food court, so at first nobody knew what the hell was happening..
Anyway so he gets near her and she realizes that this retarded voice she keeps hearing is this dude, her needy ex boyfriend, but before she can get up or act embarrassed her new boyfriend, who was buying food, just drops his whole tray of shit and rushes at the guy with the guitar and suckerpunches him, then takes the guitar away from him and starts hitting him with it, all the while screaming "bro I'm sick of you you're too fucking awkward" and stomping on his nuts in front of the play-pen/daycare center next to the hot-dog-on-the-stick restaurant. As a spectator I can say the experience was super surreal.
Oh and if you guys have been paying attention and are wondering: she did end up saying no."