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#141 Galactus

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 04:55 PM

Here is a fun fact.

Women in general have been shifting thier interests in what they find attractive in men ever since the birth control pill became a thing.
It basically upsets the chemical balance in a womans body to make them prefer nancy boys over manly men.
When a woman's biochemistry is normal (for the most part), they subconsciously desire men who are more along the lines of the manly man. Large, square jaw, aggressive, dominant, fancy moutaches, the works. Thier brains tell them that these types of men will give them the strongest offspring, thus promising the best survival odds for said offspring. Then after a woman gets pregnant thier biochemistry changes drastically and they begin to feel that the man who will raise thier children should be more nurturing and, well, motherly. usually gruff men with strong genetics don't fit that bill, which is a good part of the reason why divorce rates are insanely more likely to be instigated by the woman in a relationship. Thier crazy brains tell them that the genetically superior male is not fit to nurture thier offspring so they fall out of love with that guy. Sooo, the birth control pill has upset what women want by skipping a step. Instead of desiring manly men who will pass on strong genetics, women prefer smaller, more femanine men right off the hop because thier biochemistry is skewed. Regardless of whether or not you specifically take birth control these traits have been passed down to you through the way every other woman has now been rewired. The entire way women choose a mte has been altered by this one little pill. And that, is exactly why anyone finds petite ginger men attractive.


So you mean this handlebar mustache and my ability to chop down a tree with nothing but a roundhouse kick, is not going to get me laid? Bummer...

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 04:59 PM

Women still like mustaches? "Oh my god I'm kissing a guy with this hairyass caterpillar under his nose...and I like it."

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:00 PM

Women still like mustaches? "Oh my god I'm kissing a guy with this hairyass caterpillar under his nose...and I like it."


Omg... Thats hilarious.

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:02 PM

A scary doll ...

like one of these: http://intradayfun.c...and-loved-ones/

but alive, of course :-)

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:04 PM

Women still like mustaches? "Oh my god I'm kissing a guy with this hairyass caterpillar under his nose...and I like it."


As long as a woman doesn't complain about my hair, I won't complain about hers....

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:06 PM

As long as a woman doesn't complain about my hair, I won't complain about hers....


Unless she has hair...

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 05:39 PM

A scary doll ...

like one of these: http://intradayfun.c...and-loved-ones/

but alive, of course :-)


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Posted 09 December 2012 - 10:38 PM

So you mean this handlebar mustache and my ability to chop down a tree with nothing but a roundhouse kick, is not going to get me laid? Bummer...


In time trends will change again and manly traits will be desired.
The thing to do these days is trick some girl in to falling in love with you, then afer that is done you are free to grow any sort of hair you want.
All that love junk will keep her around despite what she thinks about your kick ass moutache.

Unless she has hair...


Agreed.

It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.


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Posted 10 December 2012 - 11:53 AM

Here is a fun fact.

Women in general have been shifting thier interests in what they find attractive in men ever since the birth control pill became a thing.
It basically upsets the chemical balance in a womans body to make them prefer nancy boys over manly men.
When a woman's biochemistry is normal (for the most part), they subconsciously desire men who are more along the lines of the manly man. Large, square jaw, aggressive, dominant, fancy moutaches, the works. Thier brains tell them that these types of men will give them the strongest offspring, thus promising the best survival odds for said offspring. Then after a woman gets pregnant thier biochemistry changes drastically and they begin to feel that the man who will raise thier children should be more nurturing and, well, motherly. usually gruff men with strong genetics don't fit that bill, which is a good part of the reason why divorce rates are insanely more likely to be instigated by the woman in a relationship. Thier crazy brains tell them that the genetically superior male is not fit to nurture thier offspring so they fall out of love with that guy. Sooo, the birth control pill has upset what women want by skipping a step. Instead of desiring manly men who will pass on strong genetics, women prefer smaller, more femanine men right off the hop because thier biochemistry is skewed. Regardless of whether or not you specifically take birth control these traits have been passed down to you through the way every other woman has now been rewired. The entire way women choose a mte has been altered by this one little pill. And that, is exactly why anyone finds petite ginger men attractive.


My mind has just been blown :blink:

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#150 dodonique

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 11:55 AM

Also, mustaches are awesome, just had to add that in

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 12:51 PM

Also, mustaches are awesome, just had to add that in


Damn right.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 12:53 PM

Damn right.


My love for facial hair has actually translated into my guilty pleasure for the show Whisker Wars >.<

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 12:57 PM

I have never seen that show, but I actually try to avoid any show that has "Wars" in it. It is like every new reality show that is coming out all of the sudden is putting "Wars" into the title. I have no idea why.

I am glad you enjoy facial hair. :P That actually gives me some more confidence in my awesome 'stache.

*twirls his stache*

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 01:02 PM

I have never seen that show, but I actually try to avoid any show that has "Wars" in it. It is like every new reality show that is coming out all of the sudden is putting "Wars" into the title. I have no idea why.

I am glad you enjoy facial hair. :P That actually gives me some more confidence in my awesome 'stache.

*twirls his stache*


Because "Wars" means it's serious (and you would be amazed at how serious and intense a show about competitive facial hair can get)

Yeah, I don't understand my love for facial hair but I know it definitely exists. I want to say it all started with my love for that pathetic little goatee that Shaggy had on Scooby Doo :wub:

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 06:51 PM

Because "Wars" means it's serious (and you would be amazed at how serious and intense a show about competitive facial hair can get)

Yeah, I don't understand my love for facial hair but I know it definitely exists. I want to say it all started with my love for that pathetic little goatee that Shaggy had on Scooby Doo :wub:


How does this turn your cranck?
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The title of this picture when I found it was Scottish Beardpocalypse.
Yes, that just happened.

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#156 dodonique

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 07:05 PM

How does this turn your cranck?
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The title of this picture when I found it was Scottish Beardpocalypse.
Yes, that just happened.


I think my heart just stopped...this is all kind of right....

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#157 Affray

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 07:07 PM

I think my heart just stopped...this is all kind of right....


I am glad I made our day with that.
I think that guy has a bunch of pictures of him styling his beard in different epic manners.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 07:08 PM



Now melt.

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 07:10 PM

I think my ovaries exploded :blink:

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#160 Sethre

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Posted 10 December 2012 - 07:11 PM

I think my ovaries exploded :blink:


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