If you could be one of the various types of movie monsters, what would you be?
#1
Posted 31 March 2012 - 09:20 AM
I much prefer the night to day, many less stupid people (at least until the drunks come out).
I'd get to hunt down and seduce hot women, always a plus.
Get to be really fast and strong, so I can toss around douches like the collar poppers around here.
Could go back to wearing gothic clothing and if anyone complains about the lack of bright neon colors, I can eat them.
I'm already super pale and enjoy blood letting. >__>
If I want to spend forever with someone, I can.
If they get cheeky I can just roll them into the sun when they're sleeping.
I can have a dog that will live forever so I'll always have a best friend.
And I'm going to reiterate the seducing hot women thing.. cause hell yeah hot women.
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#2
Posted 31 March 2012 - 02:52 PM
I mean, if you can be a werewolf who can basically control his changes, then there's really no downside to that.
And even if you only go out of control three days a month, that's not so bad. [inb4periodjokes]
So I guess I'd probably have to say werewolf. Especially if I can change at-will or can change at-will for most of the month. Because being a wolf would be amazing. I'd probably go live in the woods for long periods of time.
#3
Posted 31 March 2012 - 07:12 PM
Also, I agree with Jazz, a werewolf that can control his changes would be pretty epic.
Or the invisible man, that would be pretty awesome too. >.>
#4
Posted 31 March 2012 - 09:18 PM
Oooh, I didn't think about running as a wolf.I guess it depends on which version of those monsters we're talking about.
I mean, if you can be a werewolf who can basically control his changes, then there's really no downside to that.
And even if you only go out of control three days a month, that's not so bad. [inb4periodjokes]
So I guess I'd probably have to say werewolf. Especially if I can change at-will or can change at-will for most of the month. Because being a wolf would be amazing. I'd probably go live in the woods for long periods of time.
That would be pretty interesting.
I wonder how conscious you would be of your actions.
Yeah, I'd spend a bit of time away as well.
That guy, eh?Realistically, probably this guy: http://tctechcrunch2...alien.jpg?w=288
Also, I agree with Jazz, a werewolf that can control his changes would be pretty epic.
Or the invisible man, that would be pretty awesome too. >.>
Mhmm.
Haha
<__<
Yeah that could definitely have it's perks.
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#5
Posted 01 April 2012 - 07:49 AM
There's really not much of a downside to that one.
Well, I guess the government would come after you. That'd be bad.
#6
Posted 01 April 2012 - 08:51 AM
#7
Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:23 PM
And I'm sure there would be a hundred other ways they could track you. Like cellphone.
And unless your clothes became invisible too, you'd have to be naked to hide, so they could just make their rooms really cold. In fact, that'd help with the infrared thing.
...yeah, I'm gonna stick with my werewolf answer.
#8
Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:39 PM
You make me so much more paranoid than I already am. >____>Right. Except if they had infrared.
And I'm sure there would be a hundred other ways they could track you. Like cellphone.
And unless your clothes became invisible too, you'd have to be naked to hide, so they could just make their rooms really cold. In fact, that'd help with the infrared thing.
...yeah, I'm gonna stick with my werewolf answer.
*tin foil hat*
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#9
Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:46 PM
...Actually I'd just smell his location. Because I'm a werewolf.
But still.
#10
Posted 01 April 2012 - 01:52 PM
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#11
Posted 01 April 2012 - 02:21 PM
...Actually I'd just smell his location. Because I'm a werewolf.
But still.
This is an awesome answer.
#12
Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:32 PM
#13
Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:44 PM
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#14
Posted 01 April 2012 - 10:54 PM
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
#15
Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:10 PM
Yeah I've seen where they age at a very slowed rate, but I've never seen the immortal aspect to them before.
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#16
Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:26 PM
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
#17
Posted 02 April 2012 - 12:06 AM
I've seen in shows/movies where with the help of a witch, a vampire could use a piece of jewelry to negate the daytime catch on fire aspect.
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#18
Posted 02 April 2012 - 06:01 AM
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
#19
Posted 02 April 2012 - 07:56 AM
Plus you get some badass armor.Liche, because vampires and werewolves are mainstreaaaaam. Also....because summoning legions of the un-dead to fight for me is hella-sexy.
http://www.originals...e_lich_king.jpg
#20
Posted 02 April 2012 - 02:04 PM
...that said, if you need any werewolves in your monstrous army, then you know how to contact me. =P