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Why So Serious
Started by Lord_Zamboodu, Mar 01 2012 02:47 PM
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Posted 18 April 2015 - 10:22 PM
My first novel, Seeds of Magic- Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Kobo, Sony Store
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Posted 19 April 2015 - 08:41 AM
I don't...I...I...what?
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
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Posted 19 April 2015 - 08:48 AM
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 06:27 AM
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was hit by the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
It thought it was a game and wanted to join in.
Why did the kangaroo die?
Because three koalas fell on it.
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 06:53 AM
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 10:15 AM
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?Because it was dead.Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?It was hit by the first koala.Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?It thought it was a game and wanted to join in.Why did the kangaroo die?Because three koalas fell on it.
>.>
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 20 April 2015 - 10:54 PM
>.>
At least the koalas survived
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
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Posted 21 April 2015 - 12:18 AM
Two anyways.
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 21 April 2015 - 06:04 AM
Banana
Ginger, is the spice of life
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Posted 22 April 2015 - 06:03 AM
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Posted 22 April 2015 - 06:53 PM
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 06:16 AM
I never had the foresight to use my nipples.. All the wasted years and extra trips.. I am ashame.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 08:50 AM
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 10:24 AM
OH GODS THE ABRASIONS! One would think he would just stand still or carry it over the shoulder.
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 01:00 PM
I never asked for power. Power is only given to those who are prepared to lower themselves to pick it up.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 01:10 PM
OH GODS THE ABRASIONS! One would think he would just stand still or carry it over the shoulder.
Can you imagine how many shattered shoulder blades he would suffer on the back swing with that thing?
I imagine it's furry enough to handle the drag, but I'm not sure. My labia don't drag the ground, I'd have to ask my sister.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 04:50 PM
That is how you end up with spider piss all over the goddamn floor.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 05:42 PM
I'de like to imagine that's how the ants react
accent and everything
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 07:03 PM
I love his accent. It makes the entire video so much better.
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Posted 23 April 2015 - 07:50 PM
Then rub my belly and tell me I'm a good girl.
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