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#4001 Aster1391

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 03:41 AM

That is how you end up with spider piss all over the goddamn floor.

...ok, now I'm wondering how spider piss looks like


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 06:09 AM

https://youtu.be/V3Vgptnstyc

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#4003 Affray

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 09:12 PM

I seriously thought you were posting a link to a video of a spider pissing Flip.


It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 11:02 PM

I seriously thought you were posting a link to a video of a spider pissing Flip.

 
Aww. Now I don't wanna even click it...

 

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#4005 Aster1391

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Posted 25 April 2015 - 03:38 AM

I seriously thought you were posting a link to a video of a spider pissing Flip.

I thought the same XD


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Posted 26 April 2015 - 09:35 AM

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#4007 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 26 April 2015 - 04:51 PM

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeilaaaaaaaa!

 

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Posted 26 April 2015 - 05:14 PM

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeilaaaaaaaa!

 

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Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


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Posted 29 April 2015 - 03:56 PM

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 09:29 PM

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Posted 30 April 2015 - 11:59 PM

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 07:46 AM

Goddamnit, Jaz.

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Posted 01 May 2015 - 04:46 PM

I still dont know what to say. It's hilarious but I feel like an awful person



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Posted 01 May 2015 - 04:53 PM

I don't get the funny.


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Posted 01 May 2015 - 04:56 PM

I don't get the funny.

classic subversion of repetition. After reading the first two or three posts you probably expect all the posts to all be lighthearted posts related to coffee, but the last post is rather dark and morbid, subverting your expectations.

 

but once you explain the joke, it's kinda dead already



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Posted 01 May 2015 - 05:01 PM

Just like his son.


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Posted 01 May 2015 - 05:11 PM

What happens when I don't look both ways before crossing the street:

 



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Posted 01 May 2015 - 06:49 PM

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Posted 02 May 2015 - 02:02 AM

Jesus fucking Christ


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Posted 02 May 2015 - 02:34 AM

Is she like a hamster where they have those extra cheek pockets to store things?