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[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

>.O
Fuckin eh...

I had to have a mole removed from right next to my underwear line..

Local anesthetic there.. worst pain of my life.
And I've had kids.

[twa]

Why..

[Bowsette]

>.O
Fuckin eh...

I had to have a mole removed from right next to my underwear line..

Local anesthetic there.. worst pain of my life.
And I've had kids.

Fuck local anesthetics >_> Never had one for something like that, but they gave me injections for a wisdom tooth. Apparently it didn't hurt me at all, I was feeling pressure rather than pain. It still fuckin' hurt though.

I had a general anesthetic when I had to have an operation on my lower back, right above my butt. They had to get rid of this...something or other. Ingrown hair, but it had a different name, idk. So they basically used a small spoon tool to gouge it out, then do a skin graft. Fuuuuuuuuck it hurt so much ._.

Childbirth frightens me. Kids are the thing I want most in the world, but actually giving birth to them, fuck that. Maybe I'll adopt. >_>

[Calvary]

Ladies. Please. Take it to PM.

My legs are turning to jelly. XD

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I've had local a few times.

Hurt worst there, but scariest was in my neck for another mole removal.

Shots in your mouth feel so fuckin weird...
I have a low tolerance apparently because when they tried cutting my impacted one out with a scalpel I felt it..

A cyst maybe?
Only ever been under for my tonsils when I was 7.

Childbirth is disgusting more than anything else honestly.
Just get epidural and it's a fuckton easier..

It feels really weird when they put the cord through your spine tho.. >.O

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Ladies. Please. Take it to PM.

My legs are turning to jelly. XD

YOU'LL READ IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.

If we have to bleed for 5 days a month to keep the population going, you have to hear all the horrible ways our bodies betray us.

Dammit.

*shakes fist*

[RainKamelot]

Please. Continue.

[Bowsette]

I was just told flat out it wasn't pain lol. I'm like it fuckin' hurts, it's pain. I know what pain is and this is it :|

Could've been a cyst. I'm not sure now. I'd have to find my medical records or something from it, it was back in late 2007 lol. It ended up forcing me to leave college as I missed over a month of work. Never had my tonsils out. Nor my appendix, actually...oh god now I'll forever be expecting them to break.

I've never really dealt with childbirth itself aside from videos back in sex ed class, and that was creepy enough. Just seeing how much it has to stretch freaks me out. I'm small so I'd just end up thinking of Alien. Chestbursters and shit. That'd probably be less painful, actually.

My best friend was in labour for 39 hours e.e that's another thing that freaks me out. How long it can take. It's like the kid just says nope, not coming out. Don't care if your vagina feels like it's being set on fire, I'm staying in your womb and sucking up your nutrients.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I love when Dr's and the like try to tell you what it is you're feeling.
Makes me want to run them over with their bmw's so badly..

Jesus.. over a month recovery?
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I'm sure they'll be fine if you haven't had any problems with them as of yet.

The videos are horrifying.
Yeah it's a very alien experience to go through.

It's got its perks tho.
When you're listening to a song and you feel them dancing around, it's so cute.
My son used to love No One Knows by Queens Of The Stoneage and My Immortal by Evanescence.

39 hours is insane..

At that point I'd have started jumping jacks to knock it out.

<__<

[Bowsette]

Yeah. I have bad luck with operations, I always seem to get infections. When I broke my leg I had to have steel rods in there. Got an infection, almost died. Fuck operations I'll just stay away from hospitals from now on xD

Everyone I know who has kids says that being pregnant is an amazing feeling, it's just giving birth that's a bit of a letdown. I'd definitely love it, it's just a matter of finding a person who isn't a total wankbutt first. The whole idea of like, choosing clothes, painting a nursery/bedroom, picking cute little toys and shit like that. I need to experience it once, at least. >_>

Of course, then on the flipside you get the horror stories and shit on TV. Nanny 911 and shows like that make me hate the shit out of children, as do the inept parents I have to deal with at work who think letting their kid have a tantrum in the middle of the store is acceptable. Bah humbug. And all the snot and nappies and poop and ew.

But then cuteness.

[RainKamelot]

Weigh your options. Cuteness. Ew-ness.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Christ woman..
I don't blame you.
<.<

It's awesome.
Except my daughter.
She did jujitsu on my innards the entire time. <.<

The cute stuff is awesome.
I used to dress them in matching clothes for holidays. <__<
Hopefully they won't hate me when they get older for that. >__>

Just beat the shit out of them when they do that.
At least that's what those kids need imo. >.>

They are very very cute..

When they're sleeping.
<.<

Good luck finding a non wankbutt.
I'm in a relationship and still haven't. >_>

[Calvary]

Fucking kids. I am not having children until the best 1/2 of my life is over. After I'm 30 I might just be able to stomach them.

Also, my hands slipped from the jellyness. I got an adrenaline shiver and it made me want to puke. You guys you're supposed to be pweety. >>

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Really?

I've been eating lunch the entire time I've been posting this stuff.

And I never said anything about being pretty.

[Calvary]

Yes, I'm going to get all the illness out of my body...

Bah humbug. All women are pretty.

Okay...that's a flat out lie.

I'm sure everyone on this forum is beautiful tho...

That includes the guys. Oh my yes.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

"All women are pretty."

Spoken like someone who has never been to Walmart. >.>

And maybe..

Like inside and junk where it doesn't count...

<__<

lol I keed

[Calvary]

Hah, I amended my post though!

my update: all women should 'feel' pretty.

Because if that's not condescending enough. I don't know what is.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Eh.

I think everyone should have worth.

I think aesthetics are only a necessity for porn stars.

[RainKamelot]

We are all beautiful, where most people don't look.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

The taint?