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[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Ugh, I'll trim downstairs more for the personal hygiene than the chance I'll get lucky. If you got a jungle down there it starts to smell. That goes for both sexes as far as I'm concerned.

Here, here brother.

[RainKamelot]

Both my arms and legs have fine hair. Makes me happy, again. Thank Geebus.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Grats.

[Calvary]

I was going to shave my moustache off at the end of the month but I've been told by everyone I can stand talking to to leave it. Never before has someone been proud of something so inferior...

come on guys.

[Bowsette]

I'm always nervous about body hair. Both shaving and waxing have their own perils >_> Who the hell thought body hair was a good idea

[RainKamelot]

Some king pin wanting to sell us all body hair remover products.

[twa]

Ugh, I'll trim downstairs more for the personal hygiene than the chance I'll get lucky. If you got a jungle down there it starts to smell. That goes for both sexes as far as I'm concerned.

If you got a jungle down there it starts to smell
jungle down there
JUNGLE.
I have never laughed so hard to the point where i cracked my own back. *likes your post*

[Calvary]

='D

[RainKamelot]

Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games,
We've got everythin' you want. Honey we got the names.

[Bowsette]

First thing that popped into my head was a porno version of LOTR.

Treevag and the ents.

[SpleenBeGone]

There's a porn LOTR?

[RainKamelot]

I'm staying with Welcome to the Jungle.

[Bowsette]

There's a porn LOTR?

Probably, but I think the version I thought up hasn't been made yet.

Kinda like my plan to someday make a porno ripoff of Aladdin called A Labia Night.

[RainKamelot]

A labian niiiiights, like a labian daaayyysss more hotter than hot.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I'm always nervous about body hair. Both shaving and waxing have their own perils >_> Who the hell thought body hair was a good idea

Same here.

When I shave the razer burn gets so bad I get spots of blood all over for weeks.

I can't wax because it makes my skin look like I have eczema.

So all that's left is the cream that burns it off..
Problem is, it also burns my skin.
I have a scar on my knee from it burning the skin off.
It's just the only one that lasts long enough with the least irritating effect.

My skin is absurd..
I'm allergic to soap ffs.

[Calvary]

@Xiao~

I would like to provide the funding for this endeavour...

[SpleenBeGone]

Rule 34 ftw?

[Bowsette]

A labian niiiiights, like a labian daaayyysss more hotter than hot.

@Xiao~

I would like to provide the funding for this endeavour...

Now I have funding AND a theme tune. Now I just need to find a hot Indian chick willing to smex with me.

Same here.

When I shave the razer burn gets so bad I get spots of blood all over for weeks.

I can't wax because it makes my skin look like I have eczema.

So all that's left is the cream that burns it off..
Problem is, it also burns my skin.
I have a scar on my knee from it burning the skin off.
It's just the only one that lasts long enough with the least irritating effect.

My skin is absurd..
I'm allergic to soap ffs.

I've never had to try the cream, fortunately. But I have to keep up shaving quite often, otherwise I get a horrible rash. Constantly scratching is not a good look. I waxed once, never fucking again. Felt like someone was trying to turn me inside out e.e

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Even when I shave constantly.. that feeling never goes away..

I've had bloody finger scratches in places I dare not mention more than a few times..


Oh god..
That's the best way I've ever heard it described.

It's fucking brutal.

[Bowsette]

I was torn between that, or having a fishing hook stuck in there and ripped out.

Now I have phantom pains.