Gawd damn gimme.
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#105165 Why So Serious
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on 06 December 2016 - 12:48 PM
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#105295 Why So Serious
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on 13 December 2016 - 01:32 AM
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I did not realise hedgehogs weren't native to America until yesterday. Y'all calling a fucking hedgehog exotic cracks me up.
#105302 Why So Serious
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on 13 December 2016 - 07:50 AM
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My ex had a pretty large snake and I must admit, I found it rather a dull pet to have. :/
#105473 Why So Serious
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on 19 December 2016 - 08:02 AM
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I low key love getting nightmares, I like being scurred shitless.
#104890 Why So Serious
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on 27 November 2016 - 08:23 AM
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She definitely gonna burn her thumb holding it like that.
#105220 Why So Serious
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on 08 December 2016 - 08:31 AM
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That is fucking hilarious!
#107539 Why So Serious
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on 22 April 2017 - 07:24 AM
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I'd attend a furrycon to feel better about myself.
#104283 Why So Serious
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on 27 October 2016 - 01:18 AM
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I love the deep-voice changing ones, I've spent so fucking long perfecting Frank Horrigan quotes to those. :L
#104317 Why So Serious
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on 28 October 2016 - 12:35 AM
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I think we need a NF Snapchat threat then tbh 
#104392 Why So Serious
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on 01 November 2016 - 05:33 AM
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When I commute on the train I read books sometimes, but modern social media and app-based news outlets have utterly destroyed my patience and attention span, so I find it hard these days to maintain focus on a book for long periods of time, which is sad, but honest.
#107319 The member photo album.
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on 03 April 2017 - 09:24 AM
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Don't forget a Roll's or an Aston. I could make the badass cane for you.
Short of a Jag, an Aston DB4 or 8 would be my perfect car. Can I have something cool on the hilt of my cane?
#107311 The member photo album.
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on 02 April 2017 - 11:38 PM
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Now I just need a Webley revolver, a cane and a fuck off massive stately home. Could I crowdfund this?
#107302 The member photo album.
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on 02 April 2017 - 12:36 PM
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I haven't done this for a while, so hey, it me.
#107434 The member photo album.
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on 13 April 2017 - 02:39 AM
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Danny I barely recognised you without your glasses.
And then the hot flushes started.
#106860 The member photo album.
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on 11 March 2017 - 03:28 PM
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finally got my hair done...
Spoiler
...and became an animal
Oioi saveloy!
#107457 The member photo album.
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on 15 April 2017 - 12:33 PM
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I'm sure the rest of the forum weeps at this.
#107327 The member photo album.
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on 03 April 2017 - 10:17 AM
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If you got a Jag, you'd never get to drive it anywhere. What kind of something cool?
Swordcane
You couldn't pay me not to drive my Jag if I owned one. :Like
Hmm, the only thing i can think of that would represent me is a lil honey bee...
#105463 The member photo album.
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on 19 December 2016 - 01:24 AM
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You look a bit like my boss and by association I am angery.
Lmao, Affray what did you even have to hide, yah lil cutie?
Lmao, Affray what did you even have to hide, yah lil cutie?
#104405 The member photo album.
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on 01 November 2016 - 02:29 PM
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Welp, NaNoWriMo just started this month, get your arses in gear and get writing. 
Everyone on this planet has a story to tell, every single person. There are over seven billion perceptions of this reality and no two people will see things the same. A writer/novelist/poet/journalist is not someone who has a story; they are a someone who has the patience, dedication and skill to actually put their stories to paper.
#104316 The member photo album.
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on 28 October 2016 - 12:34 AM
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#105395 The member photo album.
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on 17 December 2016 - 07:29 AM
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Bad photo quality but I got glasses.
Oh little sweet lemon sauce son.
Quick webcam shot. Hair is getting longer, trying to achieve that ponytail without hair flying around...
And now we have handsome Germans tooWHATISMYLIFE.
#104011 The member photo album.
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on 14 October 2016 - 12:10 AM
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Bot people GONE SEXUALLLL.
#106773 The member photo album.
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on 04 March 2017 - 06:03 AM
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Yeah man what the fuck's up with posting your face and not your voice in the Member. Photo. Album?
#106760 The member photo album.
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on 02 March 2017 - 01:16 AM
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She's not nice. She just looks nice.
#106787 The member photo album.
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on 05 March 2017 - 01:06 PM
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I have. ;~)
