How do you do the voice thing

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I do literally the opposite. I've got like ten voice posts ain't nobody seen my face.

I thought you were one of the guys in your profile pic.

She uploads her photos, but never her voice.

You did it again.

I do?

Must show stomach.

I have only heard the voices of Affray, fae, and Gol. I had my voice on here, and I removed it, but it would be so fucking cool to hear everyone else's voice.

I'm definitely not upset about it, but I will upload my voice too. I just have to get my roommate to leave the apartment long enough first. I would also like to hear Spleen and Cait's voices too.

^ We waited a long time for that.

I would post my face, but I don't want people to know who I am. Like, If one of my Facebook friends uses this site.

I could upload my voice again soon though.

Well, the fact that you are intelligent enough to be pissed off about the possibility of being stupid shows that you aren't stupid.
I'm a pretty smart guy and even I get tripped up by rudimentary questions from time to time.
As soon as I am presented with a simple problem for whatever reason my brain wants to find a complex solution, and I tend to assume there is a trick to it if it seems too obvious and it fucks me all up. And some common sense test isn't a very solid source to base your intelligence on.
 
Everyone has their own speed and their own strengths.
My wife, for example, is pretty rough sometimes when it comes to spelling and the pronunciation (mostly because her parents don't know how to pronounce anything). But when it comes to design and colour stuff she blows me out of the water. I swear to fuck she can see a thousand more colours in the world than I am even capable of registering. Yet she thinks she's stupid because I have a way better memory and the English language is by bitch.
 
Try not to base your own self worth on the values that you assign other people, or the value they try to apply to you.
The easiest way to be happy and give your existence meaning is to be content with yourself and find some shit that you find rewarding.

I'm starting to get over it now. I think I had a lot of other things on my mind while I was taking the test.

It's weird that sometimes I will be in a fairly decent mood, then all of a sudden I feel like jumping off a building.

I guess I just needed a place to vent. Thanks Affray.

Has anyone established if Crazy Joe is a bot?

I am still alive and well. Even after the tornadoes just now crashed through ATL. My internet connection has been awful for the past couple of weeks. Not sure why, but I had to wait until I could use it again. I admit that was a terrible time for it to happen. Thanks to Affray, Elfieness, and Mister Sympa for checking up on me. You three have golden hearts and are very nice people. That's very hard to find these days.

    This lack of energy is making me feel tired and worthless all the time.
I don't know why everyone else wants to live their life because I certainly don't want to live mine anymore. Sometimes I feel like everyone who actually cares about me just pretends to and that everyone actually wishes I were dead. Especially the women I talk to. All of my so-called friends on Facebook are married with kids or in a successful relationship and I haven't ever had a serious girlfriend.

Everything bad that people have said about me is true. I also feel like I have never done anything productive in my entire life.
Why do I even have a life?
What's the point?

I think I'll just end it once and for all sometime in the next week. Don't expect to see me here anymore. I won't even exist anymore. Literally.

Sorry for interrupting, Rob.

Just made an 80% on a common sense quiz. It's true that I passed, but everyone else made fucking 100.

I sometimes feel like I'm the most retarded person on earth. I feel like my life has no meaning. Just seems like all the crazy negative shit that has ever been said about me is somehow true.

Does anyone else feel like they miss their childhood to an extreme extent and feel like their adult life means nothing? I feel like I'm not being productive while everyone else around me is. All my life I've seemed to have this need I think sometimes it's mostly depression eating away at me. I just feel so empty. Maybe I just need friends. Maybe a significant other. I'll never have either because people have always thought I acted weird. Isn't reproduction the point of life? What should I do? Sacrifice a moral change?

Have you thought about renting a car?

Thanks guys. That helped give me a little more confidence. I'm starting to feel better, but I really should consider changing my college major to something other than art. As far as the childhood thing goes, I feel like I just didn't enjoy as much of it as I should have. I feel like I should still be a child. I don't feel like an adult at all. I just... still don't know what I want to do with the rest of my life. I kind of feel worthless.

What does everyone think of the new PS4 and Xbox One version?

Went to the store and picked up what I thought were pizza snack rolls. They were buffalo bites.

Has anyone watched Donald Trump's acceptance speech? I'm really surprised by how grounded in economics it is. He's talking about--and whether or not he does it is a different question--is a massive amount of government 'spending' to improve US infrastructure and to open more schools and hospitals. If he acted on this, it'd blow Obama's attempts to improve the unemployment levels out of the water.

I think that Boris Johnson is Donald Trump' s U.K. brother.

I would like Julian Castro as president with Elizabeth Warren for vice president. We will already have a self centered idiot in office. Why would we vote Kanye?

So, now that Trump is officially the president...

George Clooney, Tulsi Gabbard, or Jason Kander in 2020?

Who will be the president after Hillary Clinton?

A transgender hispanic lady?

I hate when people walk slow or completely stop in front of me. I'm like bitch , do you not see me behind you?

I'm trying to cheer myself up by watching videos of people being punched in the face. Lmao. So far it's working.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NVvdHrRK2z
 
I was trying to do that Joe Pera thing because when it's 9pm and I'm home alone...anyway...sorry.

You should narrate a wildlife show.