America should then be owned by China. 

wat

Update: I am garbage at being an impostor. I'm like Avil Lavigne--could I make it any more obvious?

I have an IRL friend who was talking about getting me to join him for Among Us. I'd be down for that.

I saw the commercials for them, but never directly interacted with them.

I thought this topic would be about the stock investment app.

 

Try watching the 1938 version, by the way.

Fuck yeah, Basil Rathbone and Errol Flynn! That version rules!

How are the streams going? Are ya winning, son?

Does Subnautica have an ending? 

Wow, that's... depressing as fuck.

I wish Twitch weren't blocked on my work laptop. It'd be nice to be able to hang with the livestreamers. Twitch on mobile is a pain in the ass.

Have a great time, tho! I haven't FNaFed in forever.

I WISH UPON THESE BOTS, THE CLAP, GONHORRHEA, AND DICK-FALLING-OFF DISEASE

I love that idea. 

Since time is completely meaningless in quarantine, I've decided to queue up a bunch of Halloween posts on tumblr for Easter.

Anyone else doing anything fun this Sunday?

Christopher Pike's The Last Vampire series is good popcorn reading. I've been trying to get myself to read The Haunting of Hill House but lol on my attention span.

I did listen to Frankenstein as an audiobook. Do recommend.

I will stand by my tested and perfected technique of completely ignoring it for a year, maybe two, then getting it on sale or having it show up for free in the Playstation store. Most of the bugs will be fixed, guides will be thoroughly established online, and i won't have to spend a silly amount of money on something that might suck.

I've become wise though experience and I'm never going back.

This is the only way to buy PS games.

We're working hard to keep them under control.

Fabulous and congratulations!! I will be watching this shortly!

I've retreated to the familiarity of Mario Kart. The only game I'm looking forward to at all is Delta Rune.

But go off I guess.

We've been playing Luigi's Mansion and watching movies like Halloweentown, the classic Universal monster movies, and I've been re-watching scary games on Grumps. Oh, and we bought a fuckton of candy, so that's also been fun!

Obvs trick-or-treating ain't happening, so what are we all doing to make the most out of this year's Spooky Season?

#lifegoals honestly.

If you're not a bot, say "penis".

When I went to see Howl's Moving Castle in the theater, there were just the three of us. 10/10, highly recommend.

I have a little projector and I wish I had a blank wall outside--I'd love to show a movie for my neighbors once in a while.

I'd love to go watch a slew of Ghiblis in a theater. 

If Mister Sympa came back, their careers on this website would be over.

I did do an awful lot of vacuuming this morning. <3