I think you'll find that most people don't "choose" homosexuality. It is an innate quality. Also this has literally nothing to do with sexuality. It's about gender and gender roles.

Also the only people I've heard who are in any way mad about this are the narrow-minded who just enjoy getting mad at everything. The rest of us shrug and move on.

I mean, make it gay, and I'd watch it.

I saw the commercials for them, but never directly interacted with them.

Fabulous and congratulations!! I will be watching this shortly!

If you're not a bot, say "penis".

Christopher Pike's The Last Vampire series is good popcorn reading. I've been trying to get myself to read The Haunting of Hill House but lol on my attention span.

I did listen to Frankenstein as an audiobook. Do recommend.

It depends on if there is a negotiation option. If so, I can see Arnold doing it. If not, we send in Aayla.

Since time is completely meaningless in quarantine, I've decided to queue up a bunch of Halloween posts on tumblr for Easter.

Anyone else doing anything fun this Sunday?

I thought this topic would be about the stock investment app.

 

Try watching the 1938 version, by the way.

Fuck yeah, Basil Rathbone and Errol Flynn! That version rules!

I love that idea. 

Obvs trick-or-treating ain't happening, so what are we all doing to make the most out of this year's Spooky Season?

I've heard good things about Jamaica, but I haven't been there. I can vouch for Key West, which is still the US, but gay and lime-flavored. 

We've been playing Luigi's Mansion and watching movies like Halloweentown, the classic Universal monster movies, and I've been re-watching scary games on Grumps. Oh, and we bought a fuckton of candy, so that's also been fun!

Does Oglaf count?

#lifegoals honestly.

But go off I guess.

Nintendo Land is opening soon. I'd give you other advice, but HOLY SHIT NINTENDO LAND

I won't say "classic" because that's a title that's up for debate, but what are some older TV shows you enjoy? Like, 1999 and before. 

I've been rewatching Reboot on Tubi. The visual quality is outstanding. This show still holds up.

That is how you answer a fucking question! And to clarify, I meant that you still enjoy currently watching if that changes your answers at all. What the fuck is Don't Forget Your Toothbrush?

I've not been keeping up besides the headline news. I'll have to go watch the opening ceremony, that sounds awesome!

I'm waiting for Earth's holographic technology to catch up with the outer universe, as it were. That's gonna be some rad shit.

Wild.

I have an IRL friend who was talking about getting me to join him for Among Us. I'd be down for that.

I've been playing a fuckton of Mario Kart and those matching mobile games. They're good for keeping my brain occupied.

I WISH UPON THESE BOTS, THE CLAP, GONHORRHEA, AND DICK-FALLING-OFF DISEASE

Update: I am garbage at being an impostor. I'm like Avil Lavigne--could I make it any more obvious?