Yes. This is the kind of content this forum needs.

We adopted him.

They wanted a better son to try and make the family beautiful.

This sounds like it's getting really serious.

Why don't you take this argument to this jello pit right here.

Yeah.

There's some oil, why don't you go ahead and grease each other up.

Yeah, nice and slow like that.

*starts recording*

You're not into incest involving a minor too now are you?

Have a cold shower and think of the souls you've broken.

Beat you up you prissy lil' bitch boi.

Holy shit, dude..

Mhmm, he makes me ovulate.

Oh man, that's like those deserts that turn to shallow lakes when it rains, they become glass like and supposedly due to the low light pollution they just look gorgeous. I think they might be in Argentina or Peru.

 

Also

 

 

Aidan Turner. God DAMN he's a handsome man, not least because of his name.

I see your Aidan Turner and raise you a Mariano Di Vaio.

One of the photos from my prom on saturday. Witness that jazzy arse tie.

I'm glad my little fanfic could bring joy to your lives. Casio certainly brings joy to mine.

Sometimes, I dream of Dr. Robert Casio. In my dreams he flies with the most beautiful angel wings. He whisks me away from my bed out the window and takes me on an adventure. We see the most spectacular sights, he shows me the most magnificent hair in his many boxes, sometimes he even cuts a lock of my hair to keep. He says he puts my hair on his mantelpiece as he takes pride in it the most. This makes me blush. But he says, 'Cameron-Sama-Chan, I see you blush the reddest of reds, do not do so, for I am here, to comfort you, to be there for you, to take you under my wings when you are tired.' To which I reply, 'Oh Casio-senpai, maybe someday I will feel as ethereal as you look now.' Then he kisses me, I blush harder. He takes my index finger and brushes it along his ever so perfect moustache. He says to me, 'Cameron-San-Sama-Kun-Chan-Bō, come with me, I must show you something.' He flies me back to his house, it smells of lust. 'Look' he says pointing to a corner. I move to the corner and it is his cat, his cat is beautiful with a splendiferous coat. 'Stroke him' he whispers into my ears, gently spitting a little straight down my ear hole. I lift his cat up to my face and begin to rub its elegant stomach. 'W-why did you want to show me this Casio-Senpai-Kōhai-Sensei-Hakase?' 

'Because my love, this is no longer my cat, it is our cat!' At this point I leap with joy as I know I've finally been allowed to share residence with Dr. Robert Casio. He looks into my eyes, leans in to kiss me and at this point I am awoken, and with tears in my eyes I know, never again will I share such an amazing moment with my Dr. Robert Casio as I did that night. 

I'd say I'm quite partial to a good pair of trousers.

If the KKK suddenly stopped being about White Supremacy and started being about racial equality, they would change their name.

When Feminism changed from a movement focused on Female-only "equality" (while actually being a middle-class based revolt for the sake of special interest in almost every case; see when the ERA was killed multiple times because of a radical feminist group's rider bill).

I don't know what you're going for here as you've literally fallen into the trap of the fallacy of false equivalence.

Rose: Pompous hats on guys make me shake my fist as them. The same hat on a chick makes me shake, other things....

Ew.

Oh man trees like that are my favourite with the hangy down bits. You could relax under that for hours.

AHHH AHHH OH GOD, I HAD HEADPHONES IN ON FULL AHHH.

Happy birthday ya big fat loser. <3

I will never consider myself a feminist. I am completely for equal gender rights...

This when reduced to its bare bones you can see makes no sense. Feminism is, as Gol has well put, a way for men and women to achieve equality between one another. There is no, 'we are better than men' or, 'we hate men' in feminism like some people think. Now I know there are people who claim to be feminists and go on about how they hate men and are better than men, but the simple fact here is, they are not feminists, they are misandrists. This is because, you cannot find yourself as equal to another person if you hate them and think of yourself as their better. This can clearly be seen as a contradiction. So no, feminists can't hate men, it is literally impossible by definition of the word. For one to say, 'I am a feminist and thus want equality between men and women' is an analytic statement that is necessarily true i.e. stating the opposite, 'I am a feminist and thus find myself better thafthn men' implies a juxtaposition. 

But enough about the definition of the word here are some statistics I feel are necessary to state seeing as you previously mentioned that women are equal to men.

Only 23% of members of the house of lords are women. (182 out of 779) www.parliament.co.uk, 2013

1 in 3 girls aged 16 to 18 have experienced unwanted sexual touching at school. YouGov, 2010

33% of girls aged 13 to 17 have experienced some form of sexual abuse. NSPCC, 2009

Nearly a third of young men think that domestic violence is acceptable if their partner has been nagging them. NUS, Hidden Marks Survey, 2010

87% of American women aged 18 to 64 have been harassed by a male stranger Penn Schoen Berland Associates, 2000

Women working full time in the UK in 2012 earned 14.9% less than men. Fawcett Society, 2013

The average female executive earns £423,000 less over her lifetime than a male worker with an identical career path. CMI, 2012

More than 70% of recruitment agencies have been asked by clients to avoid hiring pregnant women or those of childbearing age. UK Equalities Review, 2007

More than half of women sex workers have been raped or sexually assaulted and 75% have been physically assaulted. Home office, 2004

603 million women live in countries where domestic violence is still not a crime. VN Women, 2003

85,000 women per year are raped in the UK. Ministry of Justice, Home Office for National Statistics, 2013

Seems like a lot of nasty stuff huh? Well there is so much more I could put but decided instead to condense it still. 

These statistics come from the book, 'Everyday sexism' which is also a twitter page for people to speak out. Now to show you that the problems of men are indeed in the interest of feminists, there is a section dedicated to them. With statistics for that section as well.

I can list some if you want, but I think you've had enough for today.

I feel compelled to say that was a reference and I'm not anywhere near that narcissistic haha. Do it Fae!

What are you talking about? All the backgrounds of your devices are just pictures of you posing.

Do the builder man men ever bully you for taking selfies in the buildings they are working on?

I killed a man. There I said it.

If you need inspiration, Rachel Aldana can give you some. You're welcome.

Gotta be well shaped too. There's no point in being big when theyre touching the floor. And 'too big'... what kind of amateur are you?

The bigger the bewbs, the closer to my heart.

What is this fun you speak of?

Oh there were bewbs, there just wasn't enough, and needed to be bigger.