Zashiki_Warashi's Content

#5135 Why So Serious

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 29 March 2012 - 04:05 PM in Everything Else

Not at all, there are some really sexxxy ones about.

Besides splitting, that is the weirdest penis I have ever seen.

Besides, Peter Griffin has balls on chin too.

But I grew up on rotten.com and ogrish and I go to r/spacedicks to kill time so..

Eh.

In all honesty, I never knew about Ogrish until I read about it on Listverse back last year.

However, I do remember visiting Rotten back in high school. Not for any sick fetish reasons, I was just amazed at the photos and wonder why those people didn't deserve the chance to die in their sleep peacefully?

I mean, life fucks us over enough, don't we deserve better with death?

*Cues sentiment philosophical momentum*

#4862 Why So Serious

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 25 March 2012 - 12:11 PM in Everything Else

The ridges means its working!

Ridges ridging against my ridges?

OH GOD! YES!

Wait, is ridging even a word?

#4822 Why So Serious

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 24 March 2012 - 11:43 PM in Everything Else

^

For a second there, I perceived it to be quite an intricate dildo.

#4042 Why So Serious

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 15 March 2012 - 01:39 PM in Everything Else

Heh, hotfixed a problem today and the guy sends me this image back when I tell him it's fixed.

I love it!

*saves*

#2807 Who needs drugs when you have dreams like this?

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 26 February 2012 - 04:41 PM in Everything Else

Last night I dreamed I was a spy infiltrating Hitler's compound.

Seriously. O_O :ph34r:

I had another dream back last year that tops all the craziest dreams I have ever had but, it will never be revealed because it's special to me.

I will not let that dream lose its magic! :angry:

#4182 What Would You Do With...

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 18 March 2012 - 06:30 PM in Everything Else

ROMAN STYLE ORGIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Posted Image

#515 What operating system do you use?

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 17 January 2012 - 05:26 PM in Software

I constantly here people talk about Ubuntu is becoming more and more bloatware like, and more folks seem to be taking the switch to Mint, saying it's more linear, streamlined, and simple without the unnecessary crap that Ubuntu seems to be pumping out more and more with every new release.

#771 What operating system do you use?

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 20 January 2012 - 04:25 PM in Software

I'm using Windows XP. I find it to be the most stable and reliable even with this whole Windows 7 thing going on.

When I got my first computer at twelve, it's operating system was WIndows XP.

Sure, it was good, and I enjoyed it, but as time went on it was time to upgrade.

Not saying you have too, but within this year I still would look into upgrading your operating system.

#500 What operating system do you use?

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 17 January 2012 - 05:05 PM in Software

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 Bit.

Still deciding if I should get Ubuntu Linux or Mint Linux.

Hmmm........decisions........decisions........

#497 What about checkers? <_<

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 17 January 2012 - 05:02 PM in Tabletop Games

I haven't played checkers since elementary school.

Anyhow, I'm more of a chess girl anyway.

#504 What about checkers? <_<

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 17 January 2012 - 05:11 PM in Tabletop Games

^That would be sweet!

Please do so if you can! Thanks!

#5845 Went to the store today..

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 10 April 2012 - 04:05 PM in Everything Else

Ah, yes. I see now.

#5774 Went to the store today..

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 09 April 2012 - 03:48 PM in Everything Else

Or couples who just keep on trying? =/

#2603 Welp, I'm sleeping in the car tonight.

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 22 February 2012 - 08:30 PM in Everything Else

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

Really though, I had to throw out a whole mattress set after it got infested with bedbugs. I learned a lesson though, never put library books on your bed. Even when you want to study/read in bed.

#1212 We now have a mascot in the logo

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 26 January 2012 - 08:43 PM in Announcements

I don't know; it's just one of those things I think nobody wants to be connected to.

But, it's one of those things everybody secretly likes. >.>

#1205 We now have a mascot in the logo

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 26 January 2012 - 08:28 PM in Announcements

It's beautiful!

I was really worried about it being a furry though. >.>

#4140 Want.

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 18 March 2012 - 11:59 AM in Everything Else

Me no likey.

Sorry. =/

I like the squishables though. ^_^

#4162 Want.

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 18 March 2012 - 01:06 PM in Everything Else

For serials! Ain't enough barcode to make me scan sweet, dripping laser beam for it.

#4180 Want.

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 18 March 2012 - 06:16 PM in Everything Else

HELL TO THE YES TO THE BATTLESHOTS!!

I could do those all day, everyday!!!

The shirt, eh, only internet nerds would get it but, internet nerds never leave their rooms so they would never see it on my glorious, made-for-motorboating chest around town.

#4138 Wake up, go to desk

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 18 March 2012 - 11:55 AM in Everything Else

hangovers don't have much to do with holding your liquor >_>

when I was younger (16ish) I would never get hangovers no matter how much I drank, progressively as I've been aging it gets worse

It's because you're progressively aging, that's all it is.

Anyhow, that's what I was referring to about holding your liqour. No matter what, you do not get sick nor have a hangover.

#4142 Wake up, go to desk

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 18 March 2012 - 12:03 PM in Everything Else

what
who said anything about working
my desk at home
I don't drink at work... that they know of. DUN DUN DUNNNN

OH! You work from home?

Oh wait, you're at home, at your desk.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

You're at the desk because that's where the computer and the internet lives.

Nothing to do with work at all.

Posted Image

#4134 Wake up, go to desk

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 18 March 2012 - 11:51 AM in Everything Else

Maybe because you can hold your liqour?

I know I can.

#4139 Wake up, go to desk

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 18 March 2012 - 11:57 AM in Everything Else

Wait! Hold up!

You're working on a Sunday?!

Blasphemy I say! BLASPHEMY!!!!! :angry:

#5630 Using a modern browser?

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 06 April 2012 - 11:53 AM in Everything Else

Anything with the name "Dickface McGee" is malicious. >=(

#5628 Using a modern browser?

Posted by Zashiki_Warashi on 06 April 2012 - 11:48 AM in Everything Else

No.

No.

No.

That's like telling people to ALT-F4.