So thanks to our resident Koala, I got a scooter. This is it after all the plastic is gone.
Now, I'm currently hunting for a suitable go kart doner frame so I can make something like this.
As luck would have it, it has a knockoff Honday GY6 150cc motor in it, which apparently has a ton of aftermarket support. That means that eventually it's going to end up with a bigger bore, a longer stroke, and possibly a turbo, since I've already found youtube videos of it happening.
If I die, the site is paid up until 2020.