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#1 Capsicum Annuum

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Posted 22 April 2017 - 11:03 AM

Is your brain crowded with completely generic and/or absurd game titles? Leave them here. Who knows... you might have a hit IP! I'll start.

 

Family Rifle Party

 

Funky Yak Tour

 

Helicopter Construction King

 

Refrigerator Raider

 

Toothy's Submarine Collection



#2 Mister Sympa

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Posted 26 April 2017 - 07:56 AM

Unsuccessful Pirate Simulator

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#3 Tiger's Blood

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Posted 22 November 2019 - 03:14 AM

Flying Fish That Throw Bombs!

#4 Mister Sympa

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Posted 25 November 2019 - 08:12 AM

Wow, thread necromancy.

 

 

Toothless Jim's Journey to Self-Care


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#5 Affray

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Posted 25 November 2019 - 09:28 AM

There's nothing wrong with a little necromancy from time to time.

 

Cheese Tour '06: Gouda Edition


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#6 Mister Sympa

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Posted 25 November 2019 - 12:21 PM

And who could forget Cheese Tour '07: Beddar with Cheddar


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#7 Affray

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Posted 25 November 2019 - 12:33 PM

Damn.

You're better at this than I am.


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#8 bombeast

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Posted 26 November 2019 - 01:38 AM

"Dawn of Operation Panties, Dood!" 😲 Wait, that's real.

#9 Mister Sympa

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Posted 26 November 2019 - 08:13 AM

Boring Family Shopping Trip Simulator, oh wait, that's Mario Party 10


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#10 Aayla Secura

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Posted 26 November 2019 - 05:52 PM

"Changing Diapers 4D", "Dora Vs Darth Vader", and "Naked Pole Cat." Btw, what's up with those tags?

#11 Mister Sympa

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Posted 27 November 2019 - 07:48 AM

I would play the fuck out of Dora Vs Darth Vader. And what an excellent question.

 

"Bowser's Castle Home Designer"


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#12 The Robstar

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Posted 17 December 2019 - 03:52 AM

Technical Sanitation Assistant Simulator

 

Middle Aged Men Grooming School Girls: The RPG

 

Hikikomori Dungeon Crawler

 

Walk To The Shop and Buy Bread

 

Feel Bad about Underachieving in Life: The Game

 

 

"Changing Diapers 4D", 

LOL. I would legitimately play that to get some tips when I eventually become a father. 


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#13 Mister Sympa

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Posted 17 December 2019 - 06:57 AM

Middle Aged Men Grooming School Girls: The RPG


That's the most cursed thing I've ever heard you say.


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#14 The Robstar

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Posted 18 December 2019 - 05:02 AM


That's the most cursed thing I've ever heard you say.

There seems to be a morbid fascination with older gentleman playing as school boys where you attempt to woo and then date teen girls (I'm looking at you the Persona series) 

 

Made playing Persona 5 kinda..... gross. lol

 

Maybe I'm just getting old.

 

But I chose to date the oldest looking female in the game. The doctor chick who looks well into her 20's. 


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#15 Mister Sympa

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Posted 18 December 2019 - 06:13 AM

Yeah, no, you're not old; that's just gross as hell.


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#16 Affray

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Posted 21 December 2019 - 11:27 AM

Pimple Popper Pro VR

Pumpkin Slapper

Dance Dance Revolution: Sweating to the Oldies


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#17 Mister Sympa

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Posted 23 December 2019 - 07:28 AM

Affray.

 

 

I want ALL OF THOSE TO BE REAL.


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#18 Affray

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Posted 26 December 2019 - 05:40 PM

Pumpkin Slapper I think I can get behind.

Maybe not so much on the other two.


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#19 Mister Sympa

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Posted 27 December 2019 - 08:23 AM

Being Doxxed By Nazis Simulator


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