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#41 Capsicum Annuum

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Posted 14 January 2017 - 09:49 AM

Aladdin -

Ja-far was too Ja-close to Jasmine and Aladd-in was out.

Beauty & The Beast -

Gaston was the winner of the no Belle prize.

Sleeping Beauty -

In order to stop sleeping, all she had to do was hiber mate.

Tangled -

She must be Japanese because she glows yellow and never wears shoes.

The Little Mermaid -

The reason she had to walk on land was because the sea was too main stream for her singing.



Sorry for not including any others. Just wanted to post some clever jokes for my top five favorites. I had one for Star Wars, but I wanted to use just animated films for now.

Cinderella would have been the easiest pun.

Holy shit.

I'm glad you're not a bot!

I think nearly every profile that was started this year has turned out to be a bot. I would update the R.W.S., but the list would be too long at this point.

#42 Capsicum Annuum

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Posted 01 March 2017 - 10:22 PM

I wish Disney World still had Star Wars dance-offs.

#43 Bestmand902

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Posted 02 March 2017 - 12:30 AM

Aladdin -

 

Ja-far was too Ja-close to Jasmine and Aladd-in was out.

 

Beauty & The Beast -

 

Gaston was the winner of the no Belle prize.

 

Sleeping Beauty -

 

In order to stop sleeping, all she had to do was hiber mate.

 

Tangled -

 

She must be Japanese because she glows yellow and never wears shoes.

 

The Little Mermaid -

 

The reason she had to walk on land was because the sea was too main stream for her singing.

 

I love you


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#44 Mister Sympa

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Posted 05 March 2017 - 10:16 AM

I wish Disney World still had Star Wars dance-offs.


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