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[Noir]

Well, that's the thing. Since bots and members have gotten the wrong idea , I should really clarify that I'm actually male, not female. There appears to be a miscommunication, I guess.

 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it's cool. People usually state I'm pretty feminine anyway, and this is not the first time that people have assumed that (it's probably the fact I have a girl in my profile, I guess). I've literally been on a forum and had a guy profess his undying love for me, only to break his heart when I told him that I wasn't a gurl.

 

Lesbian is a new one though. Apologies, I didn't realise there was a bit of a common consensus on that. Anyway, my real name is Michael. Hopefully the supposed bots aren't disappointed??? 

[ทหารราบ]

Ok. That makes sense, but why did Gólgota call you Cait?

[Noir]

Don't think he was talking to me in that thread. Apparently he was taking to Your Idol Alone.

[Bowsette]

It's also worth mentioning I am a lesbian, so anything re: that or Cat, Cait etc may well refer to me.

[fae]

I'm already bad at remembering names in rl so here it's just very confusing..

[Calvary]

I'm also a lesbian so DONT GET ANY IDEAS GUYS.

[fae]

I'm pretty sure the guys at my work think i'm a lesbian.

[Calvary]

That could be a good thing if they're all ugly.

[fae]

They're not too bad. If you are into the it nerd look

[3raser]

Well, that's the thing. Since bots and members have gotten the wrong idea , I should really clarify that I'm actually male, not female. There appears to be a miscommunication, I guess.

 

I mean, don't get me wrong, it's cool. People usually state I'm pretty feminine anyway, and this is not the first time that people have assumed that (it's probably the fact I have a girl in my profile, I guess). I've literally been on a forum and had a guy profess his undying love for me, only to break his heart when I told him that I wasn't a gurl.

 

Lesbian is a new one though. Apologies, I didn't realise there was a bit of a common consensus on that. Anyway, my real name is Michael. Hopefully the supposed bots aren't disappointed??? 

 

That killed my boner and I'm not even a bot. I was hoping you looked like a realistic version of your avatar.

[ทหารราบ]

That killed my boner and I'm not even a bot. I was hoping you looked like a realistic version of your avatar.

What do you want him to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?

[fae]

I'd watch that

[Noir]

What do you want him to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?

 

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

That along with the Animaniacs theme still randomly pop into my head from time to time and I have to sing through them.

[Noir]

That along with the Animaniacs theme still randomly pop into my head from time to time and I have to sing through them.

 

Mine is either Make a Man out of You or the song from the Lion King 2 where Simba banishes Kovu.

 

[fae]

I went to see the lion king musical last year. Best! Day! Ever!

[Bowsette]

They're evolving. No longer do they merely shitpost and like random posts.

 

http://prntscr.com/c50eey

 

Now they report them for... I don't know what. What the fuck lol

[Calvary]

[ทหารราบ]

This is the Robot Warning System. Alert status for 7:50 P.M., Thursday, August 18th, 2016. Condition code is Green. DEFCON 5.

There are currently no imminent robot threats against nerdforum.org at this time.

While SNL and 96bananathing continue to augment forces in and around Noir, each side appears to be unwilling to cross an unspoken line in the area. 96bananathing is taking great pains to ensure its actions with Noir do not directly threaten areas which would provoke a SpleenBeGone response. Likewise, SNL refuses to make movements which would be interpreted by Gólgota as an imminent invasion. What we are seeing is what occurred during July, but on a much smaller scale. My analysis of the situation believes that as long as there is no movement beyond this invisible line in the area of Everything Else, the likelyhood of hostilities between cybernetic powers is minimized.

grapes12345 has begun to worry about 96bananathing aggressiveness and has viewed the Emo thread repeatedly without giving a response. grapes12345 is to conduct random generated sentences over multiple threads while SNL and 1990goldeneditioN are to hold joint drills around Noir. Meanwhile, nathnath is to work on their own form of robotic system.

This concludes this broadcast of the Robot Warning System.

[Photography Raptor]

What if like, Noir is a host parasite? Like you know, like, he converts others to bots unknowingly but is completely immune and they become sexual attracted to him? Like wouldn't that be WEIRd.

Doesn't it like, just blow your mind dude?

EDIT: he's still my fake best friend even if he does make bots sexually confused.