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[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I am both giddy and horrified.


I'm going to need some brainstorms on how to reinforce my house from boy.

[Sethre]

Just avoid milkshakes and boys won't be attracted to your yard.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

DAMMIT

I KNEW THAT TRIP TO STEAK AND SHAKE WAS A BAD MOVE


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[SpleenBeGone]

It's already too late. 

That poor boy though. 

[Silver_rose]

Just make sure that when he comes 'round you have your shot guns in plain sight.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

It's already too late. 

That poor boy though. 

Man, right?

Poor kid..

He has no idea.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Just make sure that when he comes 'round you have your shot guns in plain sight.

I have a shotgun shell..

Now to learn to throw super fast!

[idk]

Crossbow will scare him even more. Threaten to shoot him in the back of the knees so he cant run away.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Hrm...

I have throwing knives..

And a crawlspace..

[Elfie]

AHHHH!! For real though, I laughed at the comments.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

It was extraordinarily nerve wracking. >. >


He never called back after he went to play video games tho so she already got to experience how guys are. <. <

[Elfie]

Shell learn

[idk]

Am guy, can confirm we forget shit all the time. I've also had a girlfriend to that to me lol

[Affray]

Let the boy live in his own happy little world for now.

Eventually he will have to join reality and deal with the joys of coping with women being the centre of his focus.

I wish I could just ignore women altogether for a while, go eat a PB&J sandwich and play some Mario Kart.

 

Instead I am marrying one soon and have to put all this attention on her and stuff.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Idk: Yeah she's a little scatter brain too.

Affray: That should totally be part of your bachelor party thingy.

[Affray]

Affray: That should totally be part of your bachelor party thingy.

I'm thinking it is probably going to end up a lot drunker and involving more nudity than Mario Kart and sandwiches.

Maybe I can cap the night off with it though.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Maybe work that into your vows as like your down time. >.>

[Calvary]

If you want to bond with him, kill his father and fashion a mask from his face. We are dumb and he will think you're his father.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Can't I just cut off his hand and get a spiffy helmet voice changer dealy?

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

"What's wrong? Your voice is different, it sounds sad."

Closely followed by a taken aback "Ok!.."


Dear god, it's more serious than I thought.

[Elfie]

Let the boy live in his own happy little world for now.
Eventually he will have to join reality and deal with the joys of coping with women being the centre of his focus.
I wish I could just ignore women altogether for a while, go eat a PB&J sandwich and play some Mario Kart.
 
Instead I am marrying one soon and have to put all this attention on her and stuff.

I want a pbj with crunchy peanut butter, and play Zelda now