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[Krankykoala]

TazerS, multiple. And who said anything about trusting me with them?

[SpleenBeGone]

That doesn't make me feel safe at all. >.>
Have you seen the tazer shotgun shells?

[Krankykoala]

yes i have, those are the coolest way to use electricity EVAR! But they are not legal for civilian use. My cousin is HPD so he got to show them to me, but we can't buy and sell them. Too bad.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Well then I'll go back to what I wanted to be when I was younger.

Vet, nat geo photographer, dom, chef.

[SpleenBeGone]

yes i have, those are the coolest way to use electricity EVAR! But they are not legal for civilian use. My cousin is HPD so he got to show them to me, but we can't buy and sell them. Too bad.

DAMN! If you had them I'd have to buy some. >.>

Well then I'll go back to what I wanted to be when I was younger.

Vet, nat geo photographer, dom, chef.

It'd be awesome if you did all at once. You could be a dominatrix that traveled the world taking pictures of animals, helping the sick ones and cooking the ones that didn't make it.

...Yeah that's an awesome idea. <.<

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

That is an awesome idea.

*packs napsack and puts on fedora*

Well, I would say it's been fun.. but I was only in it for your lego collection.

I know what you're thinking, "Surely she can't be serious.".

I am serious.
And don't call me Shirley.

*Zoidberg scurry away*

[SpleenBeGone]

See, I have awesome ideas!

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

ONLY WHEN THEY DON'T INVOLVE POSSIBLE MAIMING

[SpleenBeGone]

Those are the best ones!

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

-.-*

So Kenny, life insurance eh?

[SpleenBeGone]

Looks like I'll be getting the dangerous stuff from him anyways.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

THAT BASTARD BETRAYED ME!

Just like the bat..

I can trust no one..

T___T

[SpleenBeGone]

It'll be fine, he can't sell me the really dangerous stuff anyways apparently.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

"It'll be fine.."

I wonder how many times that has been someone's final words.

[SpleenBeGone]

It's never been mine.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

No.

Yours will be "Watch this".

[SpleenBeGone]

>.>

[Krankykoala]

who says i cant sell the really dangerous stuff? i cant sell the taze bullets because they havent been legallized for civilian use YET, they will be methinks. We can sell switch blades and butterfly knives, paper weights(brass knuckles, but because brass knuckles are illegal we can sell them as paper weights and belt buckles). Swords. Hell our banker asked if we could get a batlith(the klingon double blade for anyone not star trek savvy). We ordered it, it wont be here til the end of the week.

Most things that are illegal are only illegal to CARRY, its generally legal to own them as long as its only for displaying it at your home.(such as the switch blades and butterflies) We dont carry the tazers that shoot yet, but we will in a couple months once we have the capital to put towards buying a case or two of em. ATM we have only the handheld tazers.

[SpleenBeGone]

>.>
That sounds awesome.
<.<
You may be getting a lot of business from me when it's time to stage a coup.

[Calvary]

'Cor 'lummy. Yo yanks like yer weaponry aye?