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[The Robstar]

 

I once fell asleep on a girl. lol But that's not it.

 

I tried to play Mortal Kombat and do the dirty business at the same time….... It was unbelievably difficult.

 

It couldn't be done. I gave up playing the game and continued to the land of orgasm.

 

YOUR LIFE WILL BE SPARED FOR NOW KUNG LAO!!!!!!!!

 

She later told me that was one of the randomest things she's ever encountered. But we laughed……... I hope she comes back lol.

 

Anyone else care to share a weird experience?????

[Sophientis]

I'm just going to go away pretending I didn't see this now...This thread is incredibly disturbing to me...

[The Robstar]

lol i feel ya.

 

Me + Boredom = Mental instability Lvl 9000

 

In all honesty this isn't the worst thread I've ever posted here. 

[Sophientis]

Well I haven't been here that long This is the worst I've seen so far. I think you're pretty cool anyways.

[Silver_rose]

hmm depends on what you define as weird...

 

I've had sex in public
I've had sex being tied up

I broke a bed and then kept going because.. well fuck it

I blew a guy and used the handle of an electric razor on him because he liked the vibrations... and because he was too much of a pussy to use a real vibrator. 

 

All of these some people would consider weird, I consider fun.

 

Also I masturbate while playing computer games often, I find it makes the orgasm better because you're concentrating on game more than getting off.

[The Robstar]

Well I haven't been here that long This is the worst I've seen so far. I think you're pretty cool anyways.

Haha. My boner thread in the science section was pretty volatile. But yeah I'm pretty outrageous on these boards and for reasons unknown, brutally honest.

And thank you. You too.  

 

hmm depends on what you define as weird...

 

I've had sex in public
I've had sex being tied up

I broke a bed and then kept going because.. well fuck it

I blew a guy and used the handle of an electric razor on him because he liked the vibrations... and because he was too much of a pussy to use a real vibrator. 

 

All of these some people would consider weird, I consider fun.

 

Also I masturbate while playing computer games often, I find it makes the orgasm better because you're concentrating on game more than getting off.

 

DUDE!!!!! You are like my hero!!!!!!!

 

I've never broke the bed before...... But I've fallen off when her sister walked in. lol

 

I duno, I couldn't concentrate on either the game or the performance. I guess I suck at multi-tasking. 

 

I feel weirded out by the thought of using a vibrators also. We discovered our flatmate's stash and decided to have a lightsaber battle. When she came back she told us she used it on her mates ass. I was mortified. 

[No-Danico]

 

I feel weirded out by the thought of using a vibrators also. We discovered our flatmate's stash and decided to have a lightsaber battle. When she came back she told us she used it on her mates ass. I was mortified. 

 

This. I'm not doing it. I don't mess with her butt unless she wants it and I expect the same.

 

I had a girl who wanted to be choked and I wasn't on board with it back then, being new at sexing and all. Probably do it now, though.

 

One girl wanted to call me daddy. Not just sexy daddy, I think she had issues. We had a bit of a bad break up, then got back together last Valentine's day. She bit me on the shoulder and tore at my back. I was okay with the biting, but the scratching just hurt like fuck.

 

Another girl let me braid her long hair and use it like a bridle. Turns out I suck at braiding hair and she taught me how after it fell apart. I also learned that if you pull a woman's hair, you start close to the scalp, not just yank the end.

 

Another girl let me use her boobs like mountains to play with action figures after we watched an episode of Family Guy and I said, "Hey, I have Hotwheels."

 

The first girl I ever fingered clipped my fingernails the next day. Turns out that's a big deal to some girls.

 

I feel like my stories are tame next to some of yours. And, Rob, never stop being you, man. Keep making boobie and dick threads.

[Silver_rose]

DUDE!!!!! You are like my hero!!!!!!!

 

I've never broke the bed before...... But I've fallen off when her sister walked in. lol

 

I duno, I couldn't concentrate on either the game or the performance. I guess I suck at multi-tasking. 

 

I feel weirded out by the thought of using a vibrators also. We discovered our flatmate's stash and decided to have a lightsaber battle. When she came back she told us she used it on her mates ass. I was mortified. 

 

LOL
 

But what I've done is nothing in weirdness compared to what I want to do.
It's hard to find the right kind of person to do it with.

 

[Sethre]

Well I haven't been here that long This is the worst I've seen so far. I think you're pretty cool anyways.

Yeah in all honesty this is just another normal day on NF.

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

My eyes!

[Calvary]

Spoiler

I had semi-sex in a park, I guess that's unusual.

[Mister Sympa]

Another girl let me use her boobs like mountains to play with action figures after we watched an episode of Family Guy and I said, "Hey, I have Hotwheels."

Boobies: not just pillows anymore!

 

I love this thread. And sex + video games is pretty much the best thing ever.

 

But what I've done is nothing in weirdness compared to what I want to do.
It's hard to find the right kind of person to do it with.
 

I bet.

[Calvary]

I tell you what, there are a whole bunch of things that no one on NF needs nor wants to know about me. This is one such area that on a whole, is best left untouched.

 

And if that's how it is for me, I'm terrified to see if Flippy will post on this thread.

[Affray]

Another girl let me use her boobs like mountains to play with action figures after we watched an episode of Family Guy and I said, "Hey, I have Hotwheels."

I love both boobs and Hotwheels, so this pleases me immensely.

If I tried this with my lady I would be more likely to lose a Hotwheel or two in there somewhere than have any actual fun.

 

 

LOL
 

But what I've done is nothing in weirdness compared to what I want to do.
It's hard to find the right kind of person to do it with.

 

When you do find someone who cares enough about you as a whole, they are generally willing to do whatever you ask them to do in a sexy fashion.

[idk]

I love both boobs and Hotwheels, so this pleases me immensely.

If I tried this with my lady I would be more likely to lose a Hotwheel or two in there somewhere than have any actual fun.

Solution: go on ebay and buy hotwheels monster trucks.

[Silver_rose]

When you do find someone who cares enough about you as a whole, they are generally willing to do whatever you ask them to do in a sexy fashion.

 

Yeah, that's a given, but the problem with this is finding the person who cares and is within a reasonable distance from where I live. Hence it being hard to find the right person

[Calvary]

> Go to sexy forums.

> Avoid serial killers.

> ???

> Profit.

[Mister Sympa]

> Go to sexy forums.

> Avoid serial killers.

Error: Unable to reconcile

[Mister Sympa]

Is there a "Haven't but would" category?

'Cause...

http://flyboyiggy.tu...brixyfire#notes

[The Robstar]

There is so much 'winning' in this thread.

 

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