Wait, you don't bring a bag of small change with you when you go to a strip joint?
It's fun to watch strippers flee in pain and fear when 'making it rain' involves lots of hard, metallic objects being thrown at them.
Happy Birthday Affray!
Started by (V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻, Feb 15 2014 08:33 PM
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 01:27 PM
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:34 PM
Happy late bday canadian patchwork person!
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:49 PM
Im sure theyre used to pain and fear from all the daddy issues that prompted their career choice. >.>Wait, you don't bring a bag of small change with you when you go to a strip joint?
It's fun to watch strippers flee in pain and fear when 'making it rain' involves lots of hard, metallic objects being thrown at them.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:50 PM
Lost my shit at make it hail.We don't have dollar bills, so what we do is bring loonies to a Canadian titty bar and make it hail.
The strippers are Candian too, so they are used to the weather.
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:06 PM
I want to visit canada for this reason specifically now >.>
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:34 PM
Pick me up on the way.I want to visit canada for this reason specifically now >.>
I have half dollars.
We can partake in unconscious bitties.
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Posted 17 February 2014 - 03:53 PM
I want to visit canada for this reason specifically now >.>
I want to visit canada too... to go skiing 
Et j'aime la nuit écouter les étoiles. C'est comme cinq cent millions de grelots. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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Posted 18 February 2014 - 05:57 AM
Can't believe I missed this
Belated Happy birthday
as for the boobs, booty and cookies
daymn
Because I can...
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 02:27 AM
Nooooo, I missed Affrays birthday!
Well happy birthday anyway! Hope you had a good time.
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 07:58 AM
Happy Birthday Affray from all of us down in the south! 
"Normal is what everyone else is and you're not." Malcolm McDowell
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 04:12 PM
You have my attention.If you're into femboys, send me a PM, I'll pose for you.
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 06:23 PM
Happy Birthday Affray from all of us down in the south!
A cake for every occasion I see.
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 07:49 PM
A cake for every occasion I see.
Yeah 'spose. Still haven't found the right event for this one though...
"Normal is what everyone else is and you're not." Malcolm McDowell
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 07:55 PM
John Hurt's birthday!
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 08:02 PM
Yeah 'spose. Still haven't found the right event for this one though...
Kim and Kanye announce the birth of their first brood
My first novel, Seeds of Magic- Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Kobo, Sony Store
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 08:24 PM
John Hurt's birthday!
Then what would I do with this one?!? 
Kim and Kanye announce the birth of their first brood
Nice.
"Normal is what everyone else is and you're not." Malcolm McDowell
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 08:42 PM
Edgar Allen Poe's birthday.
[Ding!] Next, please!
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 08:48 PM
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"Normal is what everyone else is and you're not." Malcolm McDowell
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Posted 19 February 2014 - 09:17 PM
A group double-feature showing of Monsters, Inc. and Monsters University.
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Posted 20 February 2014 - 09:38 AM
A group double-feature showing of Monsters, Inc. and Monsters University.
You sir, are a man to be reckoned with...
...and I like that. 
"Normal is what everyone else is and you're not." Malcolm McDowell
