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"How goes your recruiting?"

"Well enough. Three new men tonight."

"How do you know which ones to hire?"

"I look them over, I question them, to learn where they've fought and how well they lie." Bronn smiled. "And then I give them a chance to kill me, while I do the same for them."

"Have you killed any?"

"No one we could have used."

"And if one of them kills you?"

"He'll be the one you'll want to hire."




Book Bronn is just as funny as tv Bronn, I'm glad.

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God. Damn. I love Brienne.

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Ghost is going to eat a motherfucker.

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The whole time they were panning into his body and you could hear Ghost losing it, I was like "Please don't kill Ghost, please don't kill Ghost, please, I can't take anymore Stark puppy deaths."

I hope they shove Olly up Alister's ass like a turducken before Ghost gets to feast.

Also, every time I see Cersei broken and crying I laugh maniacally.. >.>

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Yeah, those were heartbreaking noises too.
Ollie is going to be the appetizer I think. I think right now I want to see Ghost kill people more than anyone else.

Cersei is a cunt, but I'm pretty sure her and Jamie are going to fuck up the zealots. at least Jamie is. He has a fucking awesome line.

What about the Dornish prince? Poor bastard got a lobotomy.

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Yeah, it was not a fun scene(s).

I want to see the light leave Olly's eyes. >.>
For real, hate that kid.

Yeah, I really like Jaime, I just wish Cersei wasn't someone I had to equate him with.
Looking forward to him killing them all tho.


Oh man, that one took me aback, lol.
I was like, huh, maybe he'll have some skill, ooop, there goes his brain through the middle of his face.


Also, kinda disappointed I don't get to see Dany gang banged by some Dothraki warriors.

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Fuckin Olly

Yeah, I hated Jaime at first, but the longer the show goes, the more I like him.

Right? I knew he fucked up as soon as he turned his back to one though.


"She doesn't have to be smart to get fucked in the ass."

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Mhmm.

There's a reason there's a sub called /r/fuckolly >.>

Same here.
Once the stuff with Brienne happened was when I changed my mind about him.
Then, like you said, I liked him more and more as time went on.

For real.
I was like, man, she's not really going to just sit there, is she?


Dothraki seem fun as shit, man.

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I really liked his interactions with Bronn too.
And the beetle thing. >.>

Yeah, poor dumb bastard didn't know what hit him.

Right? There needs to be a Dothraki themed party.

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Definitely, but I like any interaction with Bronn.


Yes.

Nope, I wonder what he was doing tho, he was painting those rocks they put over their eyes, did he already know she was dead? I don't believe that's a Dornish thing, I think that was just a King's Landing/event that occurred to only those worshiping a certain god thing.

I mean, not that it matters, he dead now, I just wondered why they chose to pan into that.


Oh man, for real tho.
I will go ahead and skip the horse blood smoothies tho.

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Don't they worship the same gods for the most part, besides the crazy people?

What about the molten gold crowning?

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I'm actually not sure, I know their lifestyles are vastly different, I assumed their gods would be as well.

The questions still remains tho whether or not he knew, I can't see him making those eye stones otherwise..
Though I can't understand why he would make them anyhow..
With her dead he wouldn't be slated to go to King's Landing any longer.

I dunno.
I know it doesn't matter in the least, and I'm way overthinking it, just struck me as odd.

Yes, yes, that I could leave as well.

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This guy has some awesome theories and insight of the books and show.

Many many spoilers tho, so watch with caution.


https://www.youtube....woyPiacooywP5Ig

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Everyone wants to kill Jon Snow.
Motherfuckers are going to get fucked up at Castle Black.

"We're here to kill you and take Sansa."
"Yeah? Let me show you the last motherfucker that tried."
*Camera pans to the wall, now with frozen corpses of Olly and Thorne stuck to it.*

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My coworker asked me if I saw it yet.
When I told him no, he laughed maniacally and said, "Then we can't talk till Wednesday!" (he's in Michigan tomorrow).

So, apparently, it's a good'n and I'll be watching it tonight after the kids go to sleep.

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Yeah, you need to watch it. 

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http://i.imgur.com/zhqKHph.gifv

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Ahhahahahahahahahaha

I KNEW IT!

She cut his hair tho, why'd she have to do a homie like that?


I was worried they were going to impliment some kind of worg soul share thing between him and Ghost.

I feel like john is the only motherfucker in Westeros who will get shanked, die, and forgive a bitch.
Fucks with his wolf tho, and he'll get all Vlad crazy on someone. >.>

I was really REALLY hoping when Allister and fuckboi were in the commons that someone would release Ghost.
Like, to the point where I was yelling it at the tv at 5:30 in the morning. >.>

I would LOVE to see them get gnawed on.

Anyways, awesome.

The dragon part was HILARIOUS.
I really, really enjoy Tyrion.
I hope he makes it for a while longer at least.
I know better than to wish for the end. >_>

So, Brann isn't dead..
That's.. yeah I don't care.

Is Theon's father related to the old Fray guy?
They look very similar.
Or looked, I guess.
It's odd that his brother just showed up, I just read a chapter in either the first or second book (I forget which) which describes him exactly as he was in the show except he wasn't all gungho. He seemed a bit touched and changed by his time on the water and was more, like, holy? I dunno.. Definitely not a "Ima push you off your bridge" person tho.

Also, so now, what, Theon is going to rule?
I mean.. he's as much a man now as his sister.. but would he still be considered heir?
He spent more of his life with the Starks and nice chunk of it having his chunks cut out..

It would be badass to see him attempt to attone for his past transgressions by raising an army to wipe out the Boltons and the Lannisters tho..
But I'm probably getting way ahead of myself. >.>

Also, I'm sad that Ayra may be getting her sight back.
I was hoping to see her getting into some worging herself, and possibly the return of Nymeria.

I love me some dire wolves. >.>