Megabyte
Posted 09 March 2013 - 04:31 PM
So I found this website.... These Germans sell alcohol that has been poured over the breasts of a model. Guaranteed. >.>
-NSFW link- (Has boobies)
http://www.gspirits.com/about-us/
They even have a "making" of video that shows how they do it. <.<
Marketing genius.
Kilobyte
Posted 09 March 2013 - 07:08 PM
Seems Legit. 
you innocent... fucking... fox...
Conceptual
Posted 09 March 2013 - 07:20 PM
Hmm, call me crazy but I'd rather just have a bottle of well-aged Glenmorangie. Just seems incredibly gimmicky to me.
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
Tentacular!
Posted 09 March 2013 - 07:23 PM
Delicious hooker sweat.
“Shimatta! Bare… nan no koto kashira?”
Megabyte
Posted 09 March 2013 - 07:33 PM
lol. Right? I dunno the conversion rate so I am not sure if they are expensive or not...
Coffee Cat
Posted 09 March 2013 - 08:26 PM
You mean to tell me I could be making money by degrading myself and pouring beer over my tits for the sake of probably fat perverts?
Megabyte
Posted 09 March 2013 - 08:28 PM
I'd buy it. >.>
Deer Leader of the Goriest Revolution
Posted 09 March 2013 - 08:40 PM
I'm not sure I'd want to drink anything that has been previously poured over someone and collected.
You mean to tell me I could be making money by degrading myself and pouring beer over my tits for the sake of probably fat perverts?
Welcome to the internet!
Gigabyte
Posted 09 March 2013 - 08:57 PM
You mean to tell me I could be making money by degrading myself and pouring beer over my tits for the sake of probably fat perverts?
Yep
Males are funny creatures.
Because I can...
Captain Overexcited Cyclops
Posted 09 March 2013 - 09:56 PM
Yep
Males are funny creatures.
Hey, let's not be sexist now, I'm sure I could find women that would want alcohol after I had poured it over my luscious bosom.
...Not many, but the point stands...
Gigabyte
Posted 10 March 2013 - 12:53 AM
Well that's creepy.
The owners of the company look like HUGE tools.
And do they pour that stuff on those poor girls while it's COLD? Jesus, that would be a *terrible* job.
Conceptual
Posted 10 March 2013 - 04:45 AM
Yep
Males are funny creatures.
Hey now, don't put us all under that umbrella, some of us aren't interested in degrading other people in the name of overly expensive alcohols. >.>
Ask for my discord/Insta/Tumblr if you want.
Gigabyte
Posted 10 March 2013 - 06:45 AM
Hey now, don't put us all under that umbrella, some of us aren't interested in degrading other people in the name of overly expensive alcohols. >.>
lol I didn't say "All males" 
Because I can...
Man Child
Posted 10 March 2013 - 08:45 AM
Mmmm nothing tastes better then sweat and body hair in my alcoholic beverage.... I think I would get more of a kick sucking the armpits of an alcoholic!!!!
THE HELL YOU READING FOOL???
Kilobyte
Posted 10 March 2013 - 10:01 AM
Ew... @.@ I would rather take the boob drink.
you innocent... fucking... fox...
Gigabyte
Posted 10 March 2013 - 10:56 AM
This reminds me of a song...
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=vcKTJh_NuVw
Because I can...
Guest_ElatedOwl_*
Posted 10 March 2013 - 11:19 AM
Yep
Males are funny creatures.
Don't listen to everyone else, it's a true statement whether they want to admit it or not.
Gigabyte
Posted 10 March 2013 - 12:44 PM
yeah we sure are weird http://www.cbsnews.c...5-10391698.html
Mighty horse rocks, he rocks the fat ass.
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Forever in debt to your priceless advice.
Posted 11 March 2013 - 11:24 AM
If I were to buy something that ran over someone elses body and collected stray hairs, dead skin cells, hobo sweat, and oils.. they would at least have to be fucking attractive for me to even try to wrap my mind around how nasty that is and get over it.
They're all extraordinarily plain looking and their tit jobs are sub par.
Get me a hot ass red headed goth chick sporting some natural 32GGs and maybe I'd consider it.
ΝΙΨΟΝ ΑΝΟΜΗΜΑΤΑ ΜΗ ΜΟΝΑΝ ΟΨΙΝ
Megabyte
Posted 11 March 2013 - 08:27 PM
So I found this website.... These Germans sell alcohol that has been poured over the breasts of a model. Guaranteed. >.>
-NSFW link- (Has boobies)
http://www.gspirits.com/about-us/
They even have a "making" of video that shows how they do it. <.<
Marketing genius.
No... Just no.
