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[Silver_rose]

80% of men their left testicle hangs lower than their right.

Well if we're going for random facts about the reproductive system

The sperm upsuck theory is consistently debated by biologists as being the reason behind the female orgasm
For a period of time doctors were suggesting to males that they must stimulate their partner if they wished to have children.
This theory, however has been disproven to work on humans
Female pigs however, it's is excetionally benefical for insemination.
Have you ever watched a farmer inseminate a female pig and stimulate it to encourage the "sperm up suck"?
It's kinda funny-lookin'

[Diabolical_Jazz]

It never occurred to me that the evolutionary reason behind the female orgasm was in question. 0__0

I always just assumed it was because it made women more likely to want to have sex.

[inhumanrampager]

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing if he were alive today?

Spoiler

Scratching the lid of his coffin!

I digress. If the current topic is sex, then did you guys know that I can't get any? That's a fact. YEEAAAA!!!!



T_T

[Affray]

It never occurred to me that the evolutionary reason behind the female orgasm was in question. 0__0

I always just assumed it was because it made women more likely to want to have sex.

I read somewhere that the female orgasm has no purpose, it just is.
It is just a reaction created by the stimulation of a group of tightly packed nerves, with no definitive purpose.
It has benefits, just not intended ones.

[No-Danico]

Female gibbons cannot achieve orgasm. Fact. It's because male gibbons are shit in bed. Psudofact.


I am currently signing up with Gibdate.com. They need to know what they're missin' and I'm the primate to do it. Giggity.

[The Robstar]

Yikes, this thread is becoming rather sexual lol

I know woman have multiple orgasms.... I envy that lol

I digress. If the current topic is sex, then did you guys know that I can't get any? That's a fact. YEEAAAA!!!!

I don't get any either.... AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! It's been about a month now lol

[inhumanrampager]

When I had that issue, the break up was right around the corner. Fact: I've never dumped anyone. Fact: I should not be posting. Fact: I should go to sleep. Fact: Zzzzzz

[Silver_rose]

Yikes, this thread is becoming rather sexual lol

Kay sex facts

A shark's brain looks anatomically similar to the human female reproducive system

There is a fettish for everything
Yes everything, I can name a few if you wish.
I'm not kidding, everything.

Lipstick was created to fabricate a woman's sexual viability.

Contrary to popular belief, most of the ursus genus can not smell woman's menstruation.
However Ursus maritimus (polar bear) can.

When orgasm is achieved a hormone called oxytocin is released and aids in committed relationships.
Which brings me to this -

I don't get any either.... AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!! It's been about a month now lol

I suggest having a serious and open talk about sex to your girlfriend or a breakup is probably imminant.

[Affray]

I suggest having a serious and open talk about sex to your girlfriend or a breakup is probably imminant.

Or have this conversation with her:

[inhumanrampager]

Wow.....nailed it.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Or have this conversation with her:

Christ I know that feel.

[Silver_rose]

Or have this conversation with her:

I mean I get it, it's funny.
I just don't get how women can be like that.

[SushiKitten]

I mean I get it, it's funny.
I just don't get how women can be like that.

Men just like to complain.

[Affray]

I mean I get it, it's funny.
I just don't get how women can be like that.

Here's a relevant fact, more of a census I guess.
A startling majority of women would rather give up sex than chocolate.
And women love sex just as much as men do, so I don't get how women can be like that either.

Men just like to complain.

We don't complain.
We are creatures of science.
We observe and state.

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

I mean I get it, it's funny.
I just don't get how women can be like that.

I wasn't referring to a woman when I was complaining.

<.<

Men just like to complain.

I like to complain too. >.>

We don't complain.
We are creatures of science.
We observe and state.

No, you bitch and moan and grunt till something changes.

Or till the next game is on tv.

My favorite tho, not saying anything and just randomly punching shit in anger.

I have yet to meet a single guy that doesn't do this.

Make my fucking panties soak, so attractive.

[Affray]

No, you bitch and moan and grunt till something changes.

Or till the next game is on tv.

My favorite tho, not saying anything and just randomly punching shit in anger.

I have yet to meet a single guy that doesn't do this.

Make my fucking panties soak, so attractive.

Screw sports.
I have only ever watched one sports game/match/even of any kind to completion on tv, and it was an Olympic hockey game.
Which I had to watch to gain my full Canadian citizenship.

You have our number on the punching shit though.
One of the benefits of all that testosterone is anger and power, sometimes it has to go somewhere because words don't make that shit go away magically.
Bludgeoning something does.

[The Robstar]

I suggest having a serious and open talk about sex to your girlfriend or a breakup is probably imminant.

Neh, I think it's time to move on. Shits stale. Besides, I have my eye on another girl...

FACT

Love is often mistaken for lust.

The female species is such an enigma

Males only think with their pricks...

(Ok maybe these aren't facts but it kinda true)

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Guys are as confusing as women sometimes imo.

And some women only think about money.

[SIlhouette]

Wow this thread has turned crazy! I left you guys alone for 5 minutes!

Since we are doing gender facts:

A males testicle will retract in the cold and stretch in hot environments.

A breastfeeding mothers body will change its temperature by an entire degree Celsius to either warm or cool their breast feeding child, they can also detect viruses and sickness through the Areola and administer antibodies specifically designed to fight the viruses it detected.

Some men when given enough stimulation on their nipples over a course of months will develop milk in their pectorals.

@Dr Zoidberg (calling you that because your name looks like him) Is that nirvana lyrics above your avatar and how do you do that?

[Calvary]

5% (or maybe 10%, I forget) of all new born babies, male or female, lactate for the first few months of their existence. Wham!