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#1 DaRatmastah

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 07:41 AM

But I don't want to get up from my computer, and I managed to leave my cell phone at home today.

What do.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 07:45 AM

You go to the bathroom with your phone....?

#3 DaRatmastah

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:06 AM

You don't? O_O

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:22 AM

Enjoy the alone time? That's what I do. o-o;

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:29 AM

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#6 SpleenBeGone

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:43 AM

I always take my phone to the toilet. >.>
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 08:58 AM

Wow. Guys...I did it. Without my cell phone. I never knew! I'm pretty sure I've unraveled most of the problems left with sub-atomic particle physics, and the teleportation formula I sketched out on the wall of the stall...Ooh, new blue link on Reddit!


Aaaaand it's gone.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 12:51 PM

I take it I'm the only one who doesn't HAVE a phone? sucks being poor.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 01:23 PM

I originally thought the phone would somehow let you poop from the other room.


...What? Don't look at me like that. The apps they have today are insane.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 02:10 PM

I take it I'm the only one who doesn't HAVE a phone? sucks being poor.


I don't have a phone

I don't need people to be able to talk to me.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 04:24 PM

I would uh...consider that kind of unhygienic.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 04:29 PM

Be glad you don't poop like SCP-202.

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 05:13 PM

By putting things in his butt? Because that's pretty much the premise of a lot of movies.
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Posted 25 January 2013 - 05:31 PM

By putting things in his butt? Because that's pretty much the premise of a lot of movies.


Well, sorta....

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 12:40 PM

Is this SCP dude a creepypasta? I'm wondering if it's something I heard of a few weeks ago.

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 01:06 PM

The iphone is the only phone that should be taken into the toilet. ;) Especially when low on paper.

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 04:06 PM

Is this SCP dude a creepypasta? I'm wondering if it's something I heard of a few weeks ago.


SCP used to be a pretty good "themed" creepypasta site, but because it's open to editing it's really gone down in quality.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/

The articles range from "Meh" to "What kind of twisted mind comes up with this crap"

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 09:24 PM

I take it I'm the only one who doesn't HAVE a phone? sucks being poor.


Been there man, been there!

Still don't have a smart phone but glad to have one hahaha.
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Posted 28 January 2013 - 09:50 PM

Been there man, been there!

Still don't have a smart phone but glad to have one hahaha.


yeah I've cracked and bought a prepaid. haven't used it for anything yet though

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