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[Diabolical_Jazz]

Rooks attack the wounded,
And not the brave and hale.
So bullies prey on nerddom,
The sickly, weak, the pale.

But feign you to be healthy,
A bold pretender be,
With faces grim, though hearts afraid,
Like men in squalls at sea.

Then doubtful shadows cast upon,
The courage of the crows.
We geeks shall not be carrion!
Nor cast our gazes low!

O rise ye sick, ye weak and pale,
Your spirits for to gird.
On those who live to tell the tale,
Shall shine the badge of "nerd."

[Diabolical_Jazz]

(Don't judge me too harshly, I was bored on an airplane.)

[Calvary]

Hahaha awesome! This needs a tune to go alongside and then you can make it the Anthem of the Nerds. xD

[SpleenBeGone]

That's pretty awesome.

[Sethre]

Hahaha, it's pretty sweet.

[Wolf]

Every time I glance over this topic I read it as

"I wrote a nerd porn"

[Sethre]

Every time I glance over this topic I read it as

"I wrote a nerd porn"

Lolololol

[Diabolical_Jazz]

I'd be happy to write nerd porn too.

[Sethre]

I'd be happy to write nerd porn too.

I like this person.

[Diabolical_Jazz]

But to truly be nerd porn, it would have to have a complex setting and continuity.

Sorta like if Mass Effect had a lot less shooting in it.

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Well, a lot less shooting of guns.

[Diabolical_Jazz]

I like this person.

(Thanks, I like me too.)

[Sethre]

(Thanks, I like me too.)

Lol, I'm sure you do.

[Wolf]

But to truly be nerd porn, it would have to have a complex setting and continuity.

Sorta like if Mass Effect had a lot less shooting in it.

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Well, a lot less shooting of guns.

And the entire series has to be canon.

[Calvary]

Here's some nerd porn.

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[Wolf]

Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.

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(This cannot be decoded^*)




Why did you have to go full-hentai?

[Diabolical_Jazz]

And the entire series has to be canon.

Yes. Yes, we can't get off if it's not cannon.

[SushiKitten]

Error: Malformed binary. Your binary code is must be divisible by 8.

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Why did you have to go full-hentai?

Ah, Wolf, I'm dying of laughter.

I think the music that would go well with this song is just a simple lute, sung through a bard or something.

[Wolf]

Yes. Yes, we can't get off if it's not cannon.

I just lay there aroused and frustrated, trying to fill in the plot holes.

[SpleenBeGone]

You guys are so weird.

[Calvary]

I just lay there aroused and frustrated, trying to fill in the plot holes.

Do you watch porn for the story too? =')