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[Rejected]

i wasnt rude, that was my evil twin brother typing

[Calvary]

It doesn't taste much like coffee, all the flavours mixed together are weird, but nice. I'd suggest you try it any way but obviously it's up to you.

Also, spiders that lay eggs in your butt.

[SpleenBeGone]

Your friends are weird. >.>

[Bowsette]

eep

[Calvary]

You've terrified me from going to the loo. I just sat there shiftily eyeing every part of the bathroom checking for spiders. Fuck.

[Bowsette]

Heed my warnings, man. They could be anywhere. Waiting.

[Calvary]

Words getting around the grimy spider underworld that you've killed some of their finest. They're amassing a horde for an attack. If you find a fly's head on your bed tonight. You need to go stay in a hotel! D=

Hah.

I think Xiao is a pretty cool guy, eh kills spiders and doesn't afraid of anything

[SpleenBeGone]

I've seen that before. The violent leg shake when it jumps on him is priceless.

[Bowsette]

To be fair I spent the entire night after the event reading about various bugs. Apparently there's a type of fly that rips the heads off ants and then lives inside the torn-off head. Wat.

[Calvary]

It's like the hermit crab from hell. O.O

[SpleenBeGone]

Oh man, links?

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

Hey your right!

What gives Xiao. Leading them on like that then committing genocide on them!

I imagined call of the valkyrie playing as she was squishing them.

Well



Plus when they're all conspiring against you in a big bundle of ick watching from all sides ._. I like spiders when they're not near me.

I bet there was one left that just got ptsd.

"I don't understand man, they said it'd be ok. They're dead man, they're all dead!" and he's just shaking back and forth chain smoking.



My imagination in the morning makes me happy. >.>

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

She has those banana spiders. . . F' a inch or two, things a foot wide! Not cool!

Oh man, I went to go visit a friend of the family's when I was younger and found a huge one by their pond out back.

I went to go catch it in a tupperware bowl and after I put it on realized I didn't have any means to slide the cap over it.

I dropped it and noped the fuck out of there fast. >.>

[Bowsette]

Oh man, links?

http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/microscopic-fly-beheads-ants-and-then-moves-in

The fly takes up residence in the decapitated ant head for two weeks, and then hatches out as a full-grown adult.

I imagined call of the valkyrie playing as she was squishing them.

I bet there was one left that just got ptsd.

"I don't understand man, they said it'd be ok. They're dead man, they're all dead!" and he's just shaking back and forth chain smoking.



My imagination in the morning makes me happy. >.>

Well hopefully my checking every corner made sure there weren't any left. But I definitely feel like if there are, they're going to be mounting an assault, like the Greeks when they attacked Troy. I need to find me some kind of insect-fighting Hector.

[Rejected]

Xiaolian, i apologize for my rudness. Will not happen again
I c now, that what i said make me a jerk

[Bowsette]

Do you live out in the country/by a wooded area? That's a lot of spiders. Not cool with that.

Kinda. I live relatively close to a park. Semi-close to the outskirts of town where it gets rural (and all the hicks live).

[(V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻]

http://www.mnn.com/e...d-then-moves-in



Well hopefully my checking every corner made sure there weren't any left. But I definitely feel like if there are, they're going to be mounting an assault, like the Greeks when they attacked Troy. I need to find me some kind of insect-fighting Hector.

Get some praying matis's and affix lego helmets on them. >.>

IT'S ABOOT FREEDOM!


Also, when I was at Spleen's one night I felt something big enough to feel through 2 inches of polyester fill crawl across my chest.

Needless to say I threw the covers off of me and grabbed my phone flashlight. >.>
I spent the next two hours in hushed silence scanning everywhere trying not to wake Spleen up. <.<

After I'd flung the blanket off tho I heard his dog attacking something, I think it was the demon bug. >__>

I love that dog.

[SpleenBeGone]

Why am I just hearing about this?!