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New Bill & Ted movie in production, hurray. Thousands of spambots, not quite so hurray.
Day 5 of 13: Boss told me to use rickety stepladder to clean light fittings. Did so. Ladder wobbled too much and I grabbed a light fixture to keep myself steady. Result: Ripped the light fitting out, half the store now lives in darkness. Boss appears disgruntled.
Day 3 of 13: Got asked to work a 13-hour shift, said no. Boss appears disgruntled. Also caught a cold.
My musing of the day: Can mermaids do anal?
Dec 01 2014 07:13 AM
Dec 01 2014 05:57 PM
Feb 03 2015 06:50 PM
So I'm sick as shit but I have to go to work because no fucker will cover my shift. Pricks.
The first time a man (generic young adult male) asked for something warm, I tried selling him a beef bowl. It did not go well.
Do twins ever realise that one of them wasn't planned or wanted?
"Big-boned? When was the last time you saw a skeleton with two chins?"
Canaan might just be my new favourite anime.