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Kirihime Natsuno

Day 5 of 13: Boss told me to use rickety stepladder to clean light fittings. Did so. Ladder wobbled too much and I grabbed a light fixture to keep myself steady. Result: Ripped the light fitting out, half the store now lives in darkness. Boss appears disgruntled.
Aug 31 2016 03:35 PM
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Kirihime Natsuno

Day 3 of 13: Got asked to work a 13-hour shift, said no. Boss appears disgruntled. Also caught a cold.
Aug 29 2016 02:38 AM
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Kirihime Natsuno

Got a stress fracture in my foot, just in time for my 13-day work stint. All hail the painkillers.
Aug 27 2016 03:47 AM
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    Photography Raptor
    the real torture sounds like 13 straight days of work? Fuck that noise.
    Aug 27 2016 06:05 PM
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Kirihime Natsuno

*waits patiently for an adventurer to open me*
Aug 19 2016 08:23 AM
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Kirihime Natsuno

So one of my favourite VN projects got cancelled. So much sadness help
Feb 10 2015 12:40 AM
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    Affray
    VN projects? Virtual Nipples? Vanguard Ninjas? Vaginal Networking?
    Feb 11 2015 08:25 AM
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Kirihime Natsuno

My musing of the day: Can mermaids do anal?
Nov 30 2014 08:49 PM
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    SushiKitten
    There are many questions that arise from this? Do mermaids have anuses? Can mermaids poop? How do mermaids have sex? I'm thinking too much about this.
    Dec 01 2014 07:13 AM
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    Australopithecus afarensis
    Nature uhh....finds a way
    Dec 01 2014 05:57 PM
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    Boo
    No. That is why I support the Anal Constructive Surgery Rights for Mermaids Act. Write your mayor. Write your congressman. It's about time we got this on the ballot. The time to act is NOW! It's more than just a requirement. It's a responsibility, dammit!
    Feb 03 2015 06:50 PM
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Kirihime Natsuno

So I'm sick as shit but I have to go to work because no fucker will cover my shift. Pricks.
Sep 13 2014 08:02 AM
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    Calvary
    No you don't...just don't turn up and say you're ill. It's not your problem.
    Sep 13 2014 08:56 AM
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    Australopithecus afarensis
    I feel like this is not the first time this has happened. Didn't something liket hat happen to ya a few months back as well?
    Sep 13 2014 05:03 PM
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Kirihime Natsuno

The first time a man (generic young adult male) asked for something warm, I tried selling him a beef bowl. It did not go well.
Sep 07 2014 09:02 PM
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    Affray
    "You look like you could use some nice hot beef."
    Sep 07 2014 10:42 PM
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    theDaftDev
    'Asking for something warm' Is an english idiom, right :L ? I feel dumb.
    Sep 08 2014 08:48 AM
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    WesleyNeedsFriends
    why did i laugh at this?
    Sep 06 2016 01:41 PM
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Kirihime Natsuno

I smell death on you
Aug 12 2014 09:43 PM
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    Australopithecus afarensis
    Damnit, it's so hard to wash out the smell after a hard days work
    Aug 13 2014 02:07 AM
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    Calvary
    I was gonna say, they've turned the hot water off at the house so it's been a nightmare cleaning that death smell out.
    Aug 13 2014 04:33 AM
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Kirihime Natsuno

Do twins ever realise that one of them wasn't planned or wanted?
Aug 09 2014 10:36 PM
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Kirihime Natsuno

WHY IS THE STEAM GONE
Jul 28 2014 03:57 PM
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    Sethre
    Because you wanted to use it.
    Jul 28 2014 04:40 PM
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    Calvary
    You broke it bitch! >:C
    Jul 28 2014 05:06 PM
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    idk
    I blame Akiyo
    Jul 28 2014 06:34 PM
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Kirihime Natsuno

"Big-boned? When was the last time you saw a skeleton with two chins?"
Jun 07 2014 08:45 PM
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    Affray
    Yes. But the person's mass affects the generation/degeneration of bone cells, not the other way around.
    Jun 09 2014 06:50 AM
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    Silver_rose
    I never said anything to contrary...
    Jun 09 2014 10:19 AM
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    Affray
    Well good then. We are in agreement.
    Jun 09 2014 03:41 PM
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Kirihime Natsuno

Canaan might just be my new favourite anime.
Jun 06 2014 08:45 PM
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    Affray
    I thought that said "Canadian might just be my new favourite animal."
    Jun 06 2014 08:51 PM
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    Sethre
    I'm pretty sure you say that about every new anime.

    Also Affray you're high.
    Jun 07 2014 02:42 AM
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    Jaz
    Don't worry, I read it the same way Affray
    Jun 07 2014 06:48 AM
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Kirihime Natsuno

I didn't win the photo contest, drat. But I do get a signed bookplate. This is adequate.
Apr 16 2014 10:55 AM