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Elfieness

I need a sugar daddy hahaha ugh!
Apr 21 2017 07:28 PM
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    idk
    I haven't seen it either Sethre, raptor is too picky for us.
    Yesterday, 10:49 PM
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    Photography Raptor
    but Sethre, we had that sexy voice chat on Discord. Isn't that enough? Ugh! Guys are so needy!
    Today, 03:16 AM
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    Elfieness
    ^^^ preach!
    Today, 07:30 AM
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idk

man it would be great if I would stop aching.
Apr 21 2017 12:46 AM
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    Elfieness
    Massage
    Apr 21 2017 07:28 PM
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    idk
    I don't want to pay for one, I'm too cheap. Sounds like a great idea though.
    Apr 21 2017 10:45 PM
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The Robstar

That awkward moment when your baby brother gets mistaken for your FATHER!!!! 2 kids and a daily intake of fizzy drink will age you a decade or two.
Apr 19 2017 05:22 AM
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    Elfieness
    This made me laugh again hahah
    Apr 21 2017 07:30 PM
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    The Robstar
    lol. I constantly tell me bruv to ditch the sodas. I'm sure he's borderline diabetic.
    Yesterday, 02:41 AM
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    Elfieness
    Soda makes me look 6 months pregnant. My tummy just expands I hate it
    Yesterday, 11:27 AM
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    Affray
    The older I get the more I appreciate how he just wanted everyone to fuck off and leave him alone in his swamp.
    Apr 20 2017 08:15 AM
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    Elfieness
    Agreed fellas! Also shrek 4 is my all time favorite
    Apr 20 2017 10:03 AM
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    Bestmand902
    Honestly 2 was my favorite, but 4 wasn't that bad.
    Apr 21 2017 01:32 PM
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Mister Sympa

I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual.
Apr 13 2017 12:53 PM
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    Jalapeno Business
    There is nothing wrong with it, but I didn't know there were people like that.
    Apr 17 2017 07:15 PM
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    Mister Sympa
    Oh, yeah, totally. One of my friends growing up was, totally. Aromantic as well. Just not romantically/sexually interested.
    Apr 18 2017 06:34 AM
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    Elfieness
    Sex
    Apr 18 2017 09:09 PM
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Jalapeno Business

I wonder why my light bulbs stop working so often.
Apr 12 2017 04:54 PM
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    Affray
    Too many ideas.
    Apr 20 2017 08:14 AM
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    Mister Sympa
    Wish you could like status comments.
    Apr 20 2017 10:52 AM
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    Elfieness
    Right?! Sympa I was literally thinking the same thing
    Apr 20 2017 12:07 PM
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Elfieness

I need some chocolate and a hug
Apr 11 2017 10:22 AM
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    Elfieness
    Someone new is lurking around hahaha
    Apr 12 2017 02:26 PM
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    Mister Sympa
    Elfie, we should be neighbors. I'd babysit for you!
    Apr 14 2017 09:01 AM
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    Elfieness
    Holy hell, where do you live, I'm moving hahaha
    Apr 14 2017 10:28 AM
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Jalapeno Business

It looks as though all the bots are gone. Good job Spleen.
Apr 06 2017 03:28 PM
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    SpleenBeGone
    Fuck yeah they are. I'm going to let them back if people don't start posting more though.
    Apr 09 2017 08:14 AM
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HemoGoblin

Working on software that was originally outsourced(and still has development partially outsourced) is a great way to pressure-test your cardiovascular system
Apr 05 2017 12:54 PM
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Elfieness

Happy birthday blood prince
Apr 04 2017 06:04 PM
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idk

Oh great now I have ti start bringing my work boots home because I can't trust that some cunt won't cut the laces out again.
Apr 03 2017 05:49 AM
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    Calvary Occultation
    Man I feel your pain, I left a mouldy old pair of workboots in our site office container a while back and come Monday morning they were gone! Can't imagine how desparate they were to take them.
    Apr 03 2017 09:21 AM
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    idk
    Tobe fair if they were moldy maybe they got thrown out. My work offers lockers but I kept mine empty and forgot the combo
    Apr 03 2017 12:14 PM
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    Calvary Occultation
    mouldy in the metaphorical sense; they were stinky, old and well worn. Someone could take them and use them but...fuck why?
    Apr 03 2017 01:33 PM
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Jaz

Everything in the universe moves towards its neutral state: stupid.
Apr 02 2017 09:16 PM
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Bestmand902

So how about that Rick and Morty season 3 pilot huh?
Apr 02 2017 07:19 PM
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Affray

Welp, I'm in the Cass club now. Smashed my hand yesterday and got my first cast ever at 29. Nothing broken, but my knuckle isn't where it should be.
Apr 02 2017 05:07 PM
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    idk
    Hope it's better soon man

    25 and haven't had a cast yet, maybe I'll beat you Affray
    Apr 03 2017 12:13 PM
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    Affray
    We'll see buddy. Just don't wrestle my wife and you should be fine.
    Apr 03 2017 12:41 PM
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    Elfieness
    Lucky you wife's up hahahaha
    Apr 03 2017 08:02 PM