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SpleenBeGone

Sometimes I think I bought a jeep because I'm a masochist.
Feb 27 2016 06:21 PM
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    Krankykoala
    Or maybe you are a masochist BECAUSE you bought a jeep. Chicken and egg story.
    Feb 27 2016 07:41 PM
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    SpleenBeGone
    Ha, possibly.
    Everything's put back together, but the fuel pump and fans don't work, and the brake lights won't turn off. >.>
    Feb 27 2016 08:14 PM
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SpleenBeGone

Chocolate protein powder tastes noting like chocolate. I've been lied to.
Feb 23 2016 05:00 PM
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    SpleenBeGone
    Update: much better with milk. I forget how many heathens believe skim milk is acceptable to drink.
    Feb 23 2016 07:46 PM
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    Krankykoala
    The chocolate ones are generally terrible.
    Feb 23 2016 09:22 PM
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    Krankykoala
    Also skim milk is just colored water.
    Feb 24 2016 10:50 AM
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SpleenBeGone

Pulled a jeep out of the mud with a taco. This is bizzaro world.
Feb 14 2016 07:16 PM
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SpleenBeGone

Speeding tickets are fucking expensive.
Jan 11 2016 11:39 PM
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    Bestmand902
    Gotta go fast
    Jan 12 2016 01:08 AM
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    Wolf
    Crap, I just got one of those and I'm flat broke
    Jan 12 2016 09:01 AM
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    Krankykoala
    Well why the hell did you let them catch you
    Jan 13 2016 07:13 PM
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SpleenBeGone

There's a Halo 5 level named "Sudden but inevitable betrayal"
Nov 03 2015 10:32 AM
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    Bestmand902
    Some people call me the Space Pirate, some people call me the gangster of love
    Oct 13 2015 05:19 AM
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    Elfie
    WRONG! it's space cowboy
    Oct 13 2015 06:01 AM
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    Bestmand902
    I know XD I just love that song

    Oct 13 2015 06:35 AM
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SpleenBeGone

Fuck yeah Bluebell
Sep 02 2015 06:06 PM
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    Silver_rose
    Since when?
    Aug 28 2015 05:24 AM
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    SpleenBeGone
    Mine are all timestamped. >.>
    Aug 28 2015 09:47 AM
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    idk
    Mine are all date stamped >.>

    Aug 28 2015 12:34 PM
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SpleenBeGone

The heat index at 8:15pm is 104*
Aug 09 2015 07:15 PM
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SpleenBeGone

Just got a splinter so big I had to surgically remove it from my toe.
Aug 05 2015 08:00 PM
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    Affray
    Awesome. You should keep it and whittle it in to a toothpick.
    Aug 05 2015 09:32 PM
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    Bowsette
    I bet it was a few /feet/ deep
    Aug 05 2015 10:09 PM
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    Elfie
    ^^ I see what you did there
    Aug 27 2015 02:16 AM
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SpleenBeGone

I am so unbelievably bored at my job.
Jun 24 2015 07:44 AM
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    fae
    it's happy hour :D
    Jun 24 2015 08:54 AM
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    (V) (`m`) (V) ︵ ┻━┻
    Quit and become the stripper you were destined to be, SpleenPantsBeGone.
    Jun 24 2015 10:08 AM
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SpleenBeGone

I have fucking Cortana on my computer.
Jun 14 2015 09:49 AM
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    Silver_rose
    I have Cortana on my phone
    Jun 14 2015 05:14 PM
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    Bestmand902
    I accidentally read that as "Contra" at first.
    Jun 14 2015 06:04 PM
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SpleenBeGone

I think I have gophers
Jun 10 2015 04:23 PM
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    SpleenBeGone
    Need one more person and we'll start.
    Apr 04 2015 08:23 PM
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    Elfie
    Come play
    Apr 04 2015 09:47 PM
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    Calvary
    We're waiting on you now ya' arse :C
    Mar 29 2015 11:45 AM
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    ｈａｓｕ
    im camping in the lobby
    Mar 29 2015 12:02 PM
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    Krankykoala
    Hey, get back in there. Can't play with just me and spleen. Also spleen appears to be afk >.>
    Mar 29 2015 12:38 PM
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