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Posted 20 March 2012 - 03:00 PM

I will probably post in here at a constant because of my disdain for everything. >.>



People chewing with their mouths open/slurping/smacking.
The fork being dragged across the plate and or teeth.
Asian drivers. Yeah, I said it. I live between a Japanese and Thai restaurant, come at me bro.



Also, this gem..

*gets asked how day is*
*gets interrupted before first complete sentence and told how terrible their day was instead*
*gets apologized to and told to continue, every aggravation you list.. they somehow have it 10x worse than you*
*rinse and repeat till they stop you mid-sentence and tell you they have to go*

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 03:08 PM

Electric pencil sharpeners.
I will never own one. I even wrote an essay in elementary school about how much they suck.

Also, the buzz some capacitors make.
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Posted 20 March 2012 - 03:17 PM

Don't forget vacuums.



Valley girls/raver guys/ghetto people.
ICP
Reality Television and the people that gab at length about it.
Cigarette smoke.
When you're in a car with someone and they throw their garbage out the window.

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 03:18 PM

Ah yes, vacuums, the scourge of the spleen.
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Posted 20 March 2012 - 03:39 PM

People that endlessly pull forward at stop lights.

I want to slap you.

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 07:37 AM

YES.

Or the people that try to squeeze through the tiniest spot next to you to cut infront of you at a light.
I had a guy do that once, or try.
He failed to realize I didn't give a shit if the car got scratched. >.>



Cab drivers.
Downtown pedestrians.
Screaming kids at stores/restaurants/anywhere and their parents who think they're 'just letting out some steam, they'll calm down in a few seconds'. You need to take your kid out back and whoop their little ass. Or better yet, do it here so they know you're not messing around. Damn people are raising a whole new generation of Jersey Shore/Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohans.

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 07:41 AM

Misuse of there their and they're. I became a grammar nazi years ago. This little thing pisses me off so much.

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 08:37 AM

my "it pisses me off when" list :)

-when people reply in a text message "ok" (you didnt need to waste my minutes to agree with me, i already know im right)
-when children ask me questions (i dont know what lies your parents tell you)
-when hobos refuse the food i bought them and ask for cash instead
-when any kind of arachnid is near me
-when people complain about sweating (oh no! you had to work hard for 10 min, poor you)
-when people tan on the beach, i just want to sprinkle crab food all over your face....
-when people ask a crying person if everything is ok (everything is fine just practicing to get out of speeding tickets)
-when trashy girls ask "what are you looking at?" (you skank-zilla)
-when mosquitos bite me (f*cking dicks) **shakes fist at the sky**
-when i accidentally sneeze all other everything i was about to touch
-when i cant trust a fart
-when people have unpopped pimples on their face. I'd rather see the scab than a colony of bacteria growing in your face.
-when people bother me about smoking (i dont want to live forever and you shouldnt expect to)
-when magicians try to trick me
-when people use stationary bikes (you look dumb going nowhere so fast)
theres plenty more but thats all i can think of right now :)

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 09:11 AM

When close and close are close together... wait... FUCK!

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 09:15 AM

YES.

Or the people that try to squeeze through the tiniest spot next to you to cut infront of you at a light.
I had a guy do that once, or try.
He failed to realize I didn't give a shit if the car got scratched. >.>



Cab drivers.
Downtown pedestrians.
Screaming kids at stores/restaurants/anywhere and their parents who think they're 'just letting out some steam, they'll calm down in a few seconds'. You need to take your kid out back and whoop their little ass. Or better yet, do it here so they know you're not messing around. Damn people are raising a whole new generation of Jersey Shore/Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohans.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ agreed, parents have gotten lazy in the past few decades..... spare the rod spoil the child :)

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 10:49 AM

I could write a book of one line peeves.

+ People who don't talk at all
+ People who spit
+ Racists and homophobes
+ People who chew with their FUCKING MOUTHS OPEN
+ People who boast about sex...seriously, if I can keep my sex life to myself why does everyone else have to regale me with their three minutes of fun.

The last two are my worst I think. XD

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 10:18 AM

When someone asks you a question and before you get 3 words out yell "HUH?!?!".

It will one day throw me into a rage that only leveling a city block with C4 will sate.

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 10:24 AM

-People chewing with their mouths open/slurping/smacking.
-The fork being dragged across the plate and or teeth.
-Vacuums

-VACUUMS


-VACUUMS






-VACUUMS

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 10:26 AM

:lol:

Y'all are both part K9. >.>

Explains a lot.

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 10:37 AM

-When people pretend to throw the stick, only to not release it and keep it in their hands

NOT FAIR

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 10:43 AM

-When people pretend to throw the stick, only to not release it and keep it in their hands

NOT FAIR


LOL Totally reminds me of the show Wilfred xD


Mine are...

Closed minded people or people with a lack of any sort of common sense grinds my gears the most......

Crappy pet owners.....

People that stand wayyyyyyyyyyyyy to close to you (ex. in a grocery store line)
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 10:47 AM

:lol: Jaz.
Hahaha

Miz, I agree with all of those.
And the lenient punishment said owners get when they torture an animal is unreal.

Ugh.. people that do that make me so unnerved.
And when they're open mouth breathers..
I had a guy cough all across the side of my face in a line once because he was ONTOP of me..

3 showers later, I was still cringing.

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 10:54 AM

:lol: Jaz.
Hahaha

Miz, I agree with all of those.
And the lenient punishment said owners get when they torture an animal is unreal.

Ugh.. people that do that make me so unnerved.
And when they're open mouth breathers..
I had a guy cough all across the side of my face in a line once because he was ONTOP of me..

3 showers later, I was still cringing.


Worst is when the animal isn't trained or raised properly, does harm to a person, and get's put down. Hearing about that kind of crap makes me want to punch small children in the face. D:<

*shudders* Ughhh, that is so gross. I'm too nice to call people out on that stuff too. My fiance's the opposite. He'll just turn around and straight up be like, "Are you effing kidding me??" xD
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Posted 22 March 2012 - 10:59 AM

Mhmm.

Or when they don't even give them a chance.
In Detroit they put down bulldogs on sight.
It doesn't matter if they were the bait dog.
It doesn't matter what their temperament is.
It doesn't matter how old they are.
Instant death sentence because they are used in dog fighting rings.


It really, really is.
It depends on the day for me.
I'll either shoot eye daggers or get REAL ghetto Rican. <__<



Also, when someone is in a room with 3 clocks..
One behind them, one to the left of them, one to the right of them AND a watch.. and they ask you what time it is.
Yes this happens to me.
ALL THE TIME.

Also when people are acceptant of ignorance.
"He doesn't know how to tie his shoes? All shoes have velcro anyways."
"She doesn't know how to read an analog clock? All clocks are digital anyways."

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 10:59 AM

people who stand to close in line suck, there should be a certain limit on how close someone can get to you before you can taze them :D

-girls who like say like, like way to much :P
-or those people who play their music extremely loud in bumper to bumper traffic