He's an angry little shit head. >.>
Rescued a baby bird today
Started by SpleenBeGone, Jun 11 2013 06:49 PM
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 06:49 PM
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 07:01 PM
You should try breast feeding him.
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 07:12 PM
I agree with Emo. Maybe it just needs some motherly milk.
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 08:36 PM
The last time a wild animal get near Spleen's nipples we had an incident...
It is perfectly acceptable to fear and admire a being you could not possibly understand.
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 09:15 PM
I shouldn't be laughing.
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 09:23 PM
The last time a wild animal get near Spleen's nipples we had an incident...
OH GOD
OT: Send it to me, I'll give it a good home...:3
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 01:34 AM
...keep it the fuck away from Xiao's cat.
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 05:53 AM
You should try breast feeding him.
I agree with Emo. Maybe it just needs some motherly milk.
The last time a wild animal get near Spleen's nipples we had an incident...
Pretty much what Affray said to all of this. Plus, birds don't have milk.
OH GOD
OT: Send it to me, I'll give it a good home...:3
I'll take a picture when I get home, but I'm pretty sure I'd be breaking more than a few laws sending an vaccinated animal to another country.
>.>
...keep it the fuck away from Xiao's cat.
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 07:46 AM
i told flippy you were gonna eat it >.>
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 07:52 AM
Pretty much what Affray said to all of this. Plus, birds don't have milk.
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 08:54 AM
My niece found an orphaned little birdy once...
Long story short, the cat had a nice little snack....
We discovered one of it's legs.... I told my niece it used "self destruct"
THE HELL YOU READING FOOL???
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 09:00 AM
We decided on Bob Beaker for a boy, and Beak Arthur for a girl.
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 10:08 AM
Because it was going to die in the heat in our parking lot.
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 11:02 AM
Why did you save it?
Emotional detachment of the year award.
SPLEEN. DARWINISM.
You're weakening the gene pool. You'll make the species go extinct.
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 11:23 AM
I found a baby bird abandoned by its mommy once. I let it die because it kept screeching outside my window all night.
you innocent... fucking... fox...
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 11:42 AM
This.
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 12:03 PM
Emotional detachment of the year award.
SPLEEN. DARWINISM.
You're weakening the gene pool. You'll make the species go extinct.
That's what you think. I'm actually teaching him to be a super assassin bird that will lead his kind to global victory over the hawks.
I found a baby bird abandoned by its mommy once. I let it die because it kept screeching outside my window all night.
Well that's pretty shitty of you.
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 03:19 PM
Pretty much what Affray said to all of this. Plus, birds don't have milk.
Obviously the only option is to puke on it's face and hope for the best.
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Posted 12 June 2013 - 03:26 PM
I found a baby bird abandoned by its mommy once. I let it die because it kept screeching outside my window all night.
Why would you do this? :/
Because I can...
