s looking at a picture of her ultra-sound and tells her gay best friend that it looks like a peanut.
He gets a really weird look on his face and put down his trail mix.
I'm watching The People I've Had Sex With.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:17 AM
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s looking at a picture of her ultra-sound and tells her gay best friend that it looks like a peanut.
He gets a really weird look on his face and put down his trail mix.
s looking at a picture of her ultra-sound and tells her gay best friend that it looks like a peanut.
He gets a really weird look on his face and put down his trail mix.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:19 AM
"Maybe we can get married."
"Haha. I'd rather die.
It's not you.
It's the thought of being with you.
Forever."
"Haha. I'd rather die.
It's not you.
It's the thought of being with you.
Forever."
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:27 AM
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:54 AM
"He hates my guts.."
"Maybe if you apologized to him, he'd forgive you."
"Really? But what would I say to him?"
"How about that you're sorrie, and that you're an asshole."
"Hey that's good, I need to write that down."
"Maybe if you apologized to him, he'd forgive you."
"Really? But what would I say to him?"
"How about that you're sorrie, and that you're an asshole."
"Hey that's good, I need to write that down."
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:59 AM
"Haven't you ever heard of friends with benefits? *unzips his pants and jumps back* OH MY GOD, YOU'RE HUNG LIKE A DINOSAUR!!"
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 12:46 PM
So really small?
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 12:50 PM
She listed him as 10 inches long and 6 around..
So..
Yeah.. that'd split me in half easily. >__>
So..
Yeah.. that'd split me in half easily. >__>
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 12:53 PM
Sounds yummy.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:04 PM
you watch the most interesting shows.
i should subscribe to your newsletter.
i should subscribe to your newsletter.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:06 PM
wow that was interesting
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:15 PM
Rain: It does indeed. <.<
LD: It's a movie, but thank you.
IT'S FULL OF PORN, I HIGHLY SUGGEST IT
Zam: Well, I try.. *blush*
LD: It's a movie, but thank you.
IT'S FULL OF PORN, I HIGHLY SUGGEST IT
Zam: Well, I try.. *blush*
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:21 PM
I may look this up.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:24 PM
I thought it was a good'n.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:26 PM
Flippy Approved.
Rain Interested.
Rain Interested.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:27 PM
honestly, you hardly recommend me anything unless it does.LD: It's a movie, but thank you.
IT'S FULL OF PORN, I HIGHLY SUGGEST IT
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:31 PM
Rain: It's more funny than anything else.
LD: I meant my newsletter, not the movie.
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LD: I meant my newsletter, not the movie.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:33 PM
Rain (Still) Interested.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:34 PM
Shimona.
Hope you likes eet.
Hope you likes eet.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:42 PM
ummm, that's the point. duhLD: I meant my newsletter, not the movie.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:43 PM
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