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#1 WailxNerd

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 04:08 PM

How make you your pc fatser?



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#2 WailxNerd

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 04:08 PM

How to make your PC faster *


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Posted 19 January 2013 - 04:24 PM

You can get a slight speed increase from task-killer programs like GameBooster, although this usually doesn't help much.

You can get faster data read speeds by keeping your harddrive defragmented, and keeping it clean from trash like temporary internet files or windows search files. Both of those features you can access through your windows Control Panel, under the System and Security tab.

If you want even better speeds, you could upgrade your computer. Although this is conditional, as it only works with desktops, and you might not have room for upgrades.

When all else fails, you could always get a new computer.

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Posted 19 January 2013 - 04:27 PM

Something that makes my Pc faster is Ccleaner. It deletes all your cookies and thus freeing some space. I know its not much but considering I clean mine once a month it seems faster to me at least.

I'm not much help but hey, better than nothing.
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Posted 19 January 2013 - 04:29 PM

Hahaha ty tlh113 and Wolf ;)

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 08:02 AM

Something that makes my Pc faster is Ccleaner. It deletes all your cookies and thus freeing some space. I know its not much but considering I clean mine once a month it seems faster to me at least.

I'm not much help but hey, better than nothing.


I really think it's just a placebo effect, because afterall, cookies are really tiny files.
It could help though, I just don't really see how.
Then again, if you clean once a month, it might be a considerable size (including emptying the bin and stuff).
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:00 PM

Grease. Just fill the whole thing with grease.

If you can't find engine grease, then chicken grease will work. Just steal it from behind KFC.

...crap, now I want fried chicken. <__<
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Posted 20 January 2013 - 12:06 PM

Grease. Just fill the whole thing with grease.

If you can't find engine grease, then chicken grease will work. Just steal it from behind KFC.

...crap, now I want fried chicken. <__<


You could also try rubbing the motherboard with cheetah blood.

Or harvesting the souls of ex-Microsoft developers.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 02:03 PM

Bonus if you discover that one of the ex-Microsoft devs had cheetah blood running through his veins.
I don't think he needs to be immortal. I think all he needs to do is to write the right story. Because some stories do live forever.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 02:11 PM

  • Install new memory
  • Stop uneeded/unwanted programs running at the start
  • Run a virus and spyware scan
  • Defrag your hard drive
  • Run the computer in classic mode (if it`s windows XP & 7) it reduces the work load for the graphics card.


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Posted 20 January 2013 - 06:28 PM

You could also try rubbing the motherboard with cheetah blood.

Or harvesting the souls of ex-Microsoft developers.


nice try, everyone knows you turn your soul in once you go to work at microsoft and good luck getting any from them.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 06:35 PM

nice try, everyone knows you turn your soul in once you go to work at microsoft and good luck getting any from them.


That's true, you also need to sacrifice a your firstborn son in the name of Bill Gates, thereby increasing his life power.




Totally worth it tho.

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 06:38 PM

That's true, you also need to sacrifice a your firstborn son in the name of Bill Gates, thereby increasing his life power.




Totally worth it tho.


Well yeah after their sacrifice many were lucky enough to beta test windows vist-oooooh....

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#14 Wolf

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Posted 20 January 2013 - 06:39 PM

Well yeah after their sacrifice many were lucky enough to beta test windows vist-oooooh....


Nah, the beta testers for Vista were caged animals.



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Posted 20 January 2013 - 07:03 PM

I really think it's just a placebo effect, because afterall, cookies are really tiny files.
It could help though, I just don't really see how.
Then again, if you clean once a month, it might be a considerable size (including emptying the bin and stuff).

Cleaning cookies (if you have enough on one server) can make an impact. Every time you make a request to a server and you have cookies you have to pass that data to the web server, which means it has to be parsed as well. On a low end system you could be able to see a performance boost on some sites.

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:27 AM

I use CCleaner for remove all history, temp, cookies etc and it has lots of features...
It help to run fast your computer...





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