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#1 twa

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:01 PM

So I've seen this game in various other forums before, and its pretty fun, here's how it goes:

User 1: I wish I could fly.
user 2: Granted, but once you take flight your head will explode. I wish I could have a cookie.
User 3: Granted, but once you take a bite out of it, your clothes will disappear and you will appear naked in front of a church. I wish I.. ect.

Get it? :3 Well, I'll start!



I wish I could move to the US already! D:<

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#2 Cthulhu

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:11 PM

I LOVE THIS GAME

Granted but a terrorist completely bombs whatever state you're in.

I wish this pizza wasn't that damn hot.

#3 twa

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 09:18 PM

Lol glad you like it!

Granted, but now its frozen. Literally. A block of ice.
I wish my cat wouldn't pounce on me so often and scratch me while doing so.

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:02 PM

granted, cat broke all 4 legs and will never recover. I wish i could convince someone to order a k120c powder steel sword from my shop(them fuckers are EXPENSIVE)

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


#5 Relichris

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:18 PM

Granted, but the sword's a fake.

I wish I was a bomb.
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:34 PM

Granted but you will never explode.
I wish I had a tail.

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#7 Krankykoala

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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:38 PM

@ twa granted but its been nailed to the floor.

I wish i hadnt dropped my favorite sunglasses while driving down 45 earlier today -_-

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:40 PM

EDIT FUCK.
Granted, but later on the lens falls out and you can't tape it back in.

I wish I had more Cheez-its.
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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:54 PM

granted, but you are now massively lactose intolerant.

i wish the next game of thrones book would come out already.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


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Posted 07 July 2012 - 10:58 PM

Granted. IT SUCKS.

I wish Courage the Cowardly Dog was brought back. ;-;

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 12:00 AM

Granted, but its nowhere near as good as the original series and is cancelled after one episode, even though 15 were made, only to have 9 of them later released on DVD.

I wish I had a better phone.
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Posted 08 July 2012 - 04:50 AM

Granted but you drop it down the turlet in 48 hours and it's not insured.

I wish I had some whiskey.

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#13 twa

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 06:32 AM

Granted, but it tastes like horse pee c:
I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 06:38 AM

You don't, because I threw all your plates out the window! C=<

I wish I didn't have to write this history coursework!

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 07:37 AM

granted instead you have to paint a historical moment from the 1800's but you have to find and use utensils from that time periode :P

I Wish I didn't have to give up most of my life for my families bullcrap.

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 08:15 AM

Granted, but you're gonna have to deal with their piss instead~
I wish I was allowed to smack a hoe.

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 09:15 PM

granted, but you killed her with your smackins and are now doing 20 years to life in federal prison.

I wish October would hurry the hell up.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


#18 twa

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 09:42 PM

Granted, but you suddenly went into a coma the whole month.
I wish I had a sandwich in my hands right now.

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#19 Krankykoala

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Posted 08 July 2012 - 09:53 PM

Granted, but its on moldy bread and filled with toenail clippings and ghost peppers.
I wish I could juggle.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Socialist.

Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Trade Unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-- Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me-- and there was no one left to speak for me.


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Posted 08 July 2012 - 10:30 PM

Granted, but you can only juggle knifes and you occasionally drop them on your hands.

I wish I could find a job.
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